The Cozy Corner

[cheekygirl75]

But you had lovely German beers last week! Or you'd rather had a massage?

I had both! But it doesn’t mean I don’t want another!

 

[Solid_wave]

I had both! But it doesn’t mean I don’t want another!

Oh so greedy...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh so greedy...

 

[Solid_wave]

So you admit...

 

[KatieKulka32]

Pizza is gone, rifling through trash cans for an eclair. Ran into George Costanza (Not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Was he in the pool previously?

 

[CarlyAnn]

Was he in the pool previously?

Yes and I was squinting

 

[CarlyAnn]

Which reminds me, the next time some guy stares at your boobs, look at his package and squint. He’ll soon walk away.

 

[peekingone]

Which reminds me, the next time some guy stares at your boobs, look at his package and squint. He’ll soon walk away.

It just may come down to a staring contest too?

 

[CarlyAnn]

News from the ER: Woman attempts to cut off husbands penis, misses and cuts his leg. She was arrested and charged with a misdaweiner.

 

[peekingone]

News from the ER: Woman attempts to cut off husbands penis, misses and cuts his leg. She was arrested and charged with a misdaweiner.

I thought you would say it was Carmen with an axe. She claimed it was an axecident.

I must say this is a joke so please take it as that.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hello lovely people, have I missed anything in here today?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hello lovely people, have I missed anything in here today?

It's been very quiet - seems to be a LOT of issues with access to Lit today since about noon CST

 

[Qky75]

News from the ER: Woman attempts to cut off husbands penis, misses and cuts his leg. She was arrested and charged with a misdaweiner.

Eye roll. Such eye rolling

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hello lovely people, have I missed anything in here today?

It's been very quiet - seems to be a LOT of issues with access to Lit today since about noon CST

I blame @SirCorneliusWankumbush

This reeks of something he would do

 

[MissSNG]

Hello lovely people, have I missed anything in here today?

It's been very quiet - seems to be a LOT of issues with access to Lit today since about noon CST

What she said
Very quiet and pretty much no shenaniganary

 

[Qky75]

What she said
Very quiet and pretty much no shenaniganary

Ok fine here I am. Let the shenanigans commence

 

[Solid_wave]

The messaging isn't very rapid either

 

[MissSNG]

Ok fine here I am. Let the shenanigans commence

Suuuuure now it’s gonna get feisty in here right as I need to head to bed!
Don’t have too much fun without me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It's been very quiet - seems to be a LOT of issues with access to Lit today since about noon CST

It's working again!

 

[Qky75]

Suuuuure now it’s gonna get feisty in here right as I need to head to bed!
Don’t have too much fun without me

I just laid down. There's enough room for a party....bring four of your friends. I'll be asleep before anyone notices

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It's working again!

flip of a switch, babe

 

[Shenanigans90]

I promise that I had nothing to do with it. Makes me feel much better about the lack of boobs in my inbox though.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I promise that I had nothing to do with it. Makes me feel much better about the lack of boobs in my inbox though.

I had to send my pics via snail mail. Expect them in 3-7 days. You owe me 58 cents for a stamp though.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

flip of a switch, babe

I promise that I had nothing to do with it. Makes me feel much better about the lack of boobs in my inbox though.

Yes... that's why...

 

[peekingone]

I had to send my pics via snail mail. Expect them in 3-7 days. You owe me 58 cents for a stamp though.

that long to read your next story? I would have used fed Ex next day LOL