Kegs roll. Or you can walk them. You don't have to lift themObviously you don't understand physics well... I could carry you around in my pocket little one...
I don't think you could lift the keg let alone consume more of it
To your point, I think John Candy explained it best....@EyesOnHers this applies to you.Obviously you don't understand physics well... I could carry you around in my pocket little one...
I don't think you could lift the keg let alone consume more of it
Yes they roll... and then you get 3/4 foam in your cupKegs roll. Or you can walk them. You don't have to lift them
I'll be over in an hour or two!@LatinaCarmen1980 ordered Taco Tuesday for when kiddo comes home
Want to join the trend!
I can't cook it, so spent a fortune on a take-away from a local restaurant run by a couple from Mexico
Soft shell crab tacos
Barbacoa? chicken quesadilllas
Elote? street corn
Fried plantain
Sweet potato fries
Put the ? as haven't heard of it before. But sounds delicious.
Feast night tonight
When I was in NATO an American team beat the Brits in a boat race when I downed my pint in 2 seconds flat.My money is on the Brit.
I once tried to drink with Canadians. They are still laughing at me.
Not that I'm bragging! 
FFS you like to make life hard for yourself.Obviously you don't understand physics well... I could carry you around in my pocket little one...
I don't think you could lift the keg let alone consume more of it
Exactly .. I have had that same conversation with seasoned drunks for 40+ years... You may have a tolerance, I get it, but most of the time they are shit faced before I even need to peeTo your point, I think John Candy explained it best....@EyesOnHers this applies to you.
Body massage rules all!Exactly .. I have had that same conversation with seasoned drunks for 40+ years... You may have a tolerance, I get it, but most of the time they are shit faced before I even need to pee
2 seconds was the average for for local rugby team.When I was in NATO an American team beat the Brits in a boat race when I downed my pint in 2 seconds flat.
Maybe true if I was drinking against a Brit bodyweight wise.To your point, I think John Candy explained it best....@EyesOnHers this applies to you.
Grabs popcorn.
That's why I prefer tequila ... From an unopened bottle.Yes they roll... and then you get 3/4 foam in your cup
keep chirping while you're sipping tea and eating crumpets buddy
I hope the sound of your other ball dropping doesn't startle you enough to spill any on your night shirt 
*pats your head*keep chirping while your sipping tea and eating crumpets buddy
attaboy.Win or lose, I’ll put up my best fight with anyone. Either way I’ll end up drunk
you will probably need a step stool Frodo
*pats your head again*you will probably need a step stool Frodo
oh hell you meant that head... sorry bro.. not my kink. But do you boo
Those bastards really can drink.The Americans and Brits are arguing while the Eastern Europeans are too busy mainlining alcohol
I just feel like I'm watching tennis.The Americans and Brits are arguing while the Eastern Europeans are too busy mainlining alcohol
*pats your head*oh hell you meant that head... sorry bro.. not my kink. But do you boo
(come on, be clever, say it again)
At this point he's passed out on the floor like the lightweight he is so even I can pat his head
