The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

The file must be pretty thick by now

You just never know

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

What is going on crew? What major events did I miss in the 2 hours I was gone?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Exactly, I once took out a dozen ants with one squeeze of the trigger.

 

[Stephie02]

This is why you swallow always

Not a problem anymore

But I did do that, too

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Haha that definitely went right over my head that one, until you all pointed it out

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Its not often you hear women preferring a 3" python

What it lacks in length it makes up in girth?

 

[Stephie02]

But on the other... hand (tongue?) it does help your hair grow.

Really? I did have a guy telle it's good for your skin

 

[RDM97756]

Really? I did have a guy telle it's good for your skin

Tis true…

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It is hard to get out of your hair

Which is why I told him I'd slice his neck with a dull, chopped rusty blade if he got it in my hair.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Really? I did have a guy telle it's good for your skin

So you have met Sir Cornelius before?

 

[KatieKulka32]

So you have met Sir Cornelious before?

did he tell you male essence was good for your complexion?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Tis true…

Come on, Stephie didn't just fall off the back of a turnip truck

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

did he tell you male essence was good for your complexion?

Essence? I don't think I have ever heard it described as such.

But if you are asking would he do that? Probably.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Really? I did have a guy telle it's good for your skin

They will say anything....

Tis true…

See???

 

[Orwellian69]

Essence? I don't think I have ever heard it described as such.

...Musk...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Really? I did have a guy telle it's good for your skin

Good for the skin, great protein, "if you love me you'll let me do it...."

Fucking excuses.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

...Musk...

Much more appropriate.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Much more appropriate.

It's all fun and games.... Until it dries like crumpled up rice paper.

 

[Orwellian69]

Good for the skin, great protein, "if you love me you'll let me do it...."

Fucking SCIENCE.

FIFY

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

FIFY

I'm nothing if not a fan of "science."

 

[rick_j21]

Can someone help me out? What is FIFY?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

FIFY

Again, I say... See???

 

[Orwellian69]

I'm nothing if not a fan of "science."

Especially where skin care is concerned?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Can someone help me out? What is FIFY?

Fixed it for you = FIFY

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Can someone help me out? What is FIFY?

FixedItForYou