The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

That went rather dark for a choice

Dark stories are the most compelling imo

 

[Qky75]

Dark stories are the most compelling imo

Well yes... before true crime podcasts and Stephen King there was Macbeth

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Oh your generosity of forgiveness with fill me with humility and grace. We shall continue the verbal dance of tit for tat and it is but my wish that you approve of my comedic quips.

I so delight in a well-placed quip or two!
T'was once stated that witty repartee (and sizable coinage) is the way to a woman's heart.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I so delight in a well-placed quip or two!
T'was once stated that witty repartee (and sizable coinage) is the way to a woman's heart.

Indeed I do find that a well timed jest yields much more a fair woman's attention than any counting house could possibly promise in coinage. But were I to indulge thy quest for coinage twould be best used for a fine wine

 

[Nylonian]

Exeunt Nylonian, stumbling in a cackling fit.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Indeed I do find that a well timed jest yields much more a fair woman's attention than any counting house could possibly promise in coinage. But were I to indulge thy quest for coinage twould be best used for a fine wine

I am blessed to have accumulated sizable earnings due to my various endeavors; as such, I take a more egalitarian approach to courtship, as my financial livelihood (for the foreseeable future) is well in hand.

As for libations, on the occasions that I partake in a celebratory brew, I actually prefer a... stronger... spirit of choice than wine.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I am blessed to have accumulated sizable earnings due to my various endeavors; as such, I take a more egalitarian approach to courtship, as my financial livelihood (for the foreseeable future) is well in hand.

As for libations, on the occasions that I partake in a celebratory brew, I actually prefer a... stronger... spirit of choice than wine.

Ahh m'lady doth steal my heart! For she knows that while wine speaks of poetry the stronger spirits are of late night truths. We shall partake in the nectar of charred barrels and revel in the fact that while your coffers are full and your future secure ....tis your mind I wish to engage with and explore like so many ships across the sea.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ahh m'lady doth steal my heart! For she knows that while wine speaks of poetry the stronger spirits are of late night truths. We shall partake in the nectar of charred barrels and revel in the fact that while your coffers are full and your future secure ....tis your mind I wish to engage with and explore like so many ships across the sea.

In truth, the man hath a wondrous gift with words, doth he not!
Discourse shared o’er a warming draught of amber spirit is the very essence of true communion.

**You don't have to continue with my Elizabethan nonsense LOL**

 

[Dayhoosier]

In truth, the man hath a wondrous gift with words, doth he not!
Discourse shared o’er a warming draught of amber spirit is the very essence of true communion.

**You don't have to continue with my Elizabethan nonsense LOL**

Annnnnnnnd SCENE!! *Takes your hand, we turn toward the good fold of cozy corner and take our bow*

Whew....because I've not had to think about wording like this since college

 

[Qky75]

The weekend is over entirely too fast

 

[Nylonian]

The weekend is over entirely too fast

So was that play. I was expecting two more acts... Paid good money for this.

 

[Qky75]

So was that play. I was expecting two more acts... Paid good money for this.

Maybe this was just the trailer and there will be more to come.....

 

[cocokittysurprise]

So was that play. I was expecting two more acts... Paid good money for this.

Good money? No coinage has gilded itself to my palms, kind sir!

 

[Qky75]

Good money? No coinage has gilded itself to my palms, kind sir!

I'm sure the check's in the mail

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm sure the check's in the mail

Pray tell, what is this "check" you speak of?

 

[Qky75]

Pray tell, what is this "check" you speak of?

It's an ancient method of payment promising a financial transaction....wow, it does sound even emptier when you put it like that

 

[Nylonian]

Good money? No coinage has gilded itself to my palms, kind sir!

Then who was that knave to whom I parted coinage upon my entrance? A charlatan, posturing as a collector? 'Sblood... I have been most foully cozened!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Then who was that knave to whom I parted coinage upon my entrance? A charlatan, posturing as a collector? 'Sblood... I have been most foully cozened!

Alas, thou art deceiv’d, for I have receiv’d no coin nor any recompense for my labours this day.

 

[Nylonian]

Alas, thou art deceiv’d, for I have receiv’d no coin nor any recompense for my labours this day.

I plead for your mercy thus. Herein lies thy just due for thy travails, fair lady.

Nylonian presents a small satchel of coinage.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I plead for your mercy thus. Herein lies thy just due for thy travails, fair lady.

Nylonians presents a small satchel of coinage.

Oh, I beseech thee, good master, I may not impose upon thy grace!
**Quickly takes satchel and hides it in bosom**

I render thee my most humble thanks for thy kindness and thy noble bounty of spirit **bows**

 

[Qky75]

Uuhhh.....the hour done groweth weary, and all this high‑falutin’ prattle hath left me right spenteth
I bid thee good nighteth, ye folk

 

[Nylonian]

Oh, I beseech thee, good master, I may not impose upon thy grace!
**Quickly takes satchel and hides it in bosom**

I render thee my most humble thanks for thy kindness and thy noble bounty of spirit **bows**

'Tis but a trifling token of my gratitude for thy wondrous rendition. In sooth, 'twas no burden at all.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Back to your regularly scheduled programming... I think my eyes were starting to cross from all the prose LOL

 

[CarlyAnn]

Uuhhh.....the hour done groweth weary, and all this high‑falutin’ prattle hath left me right spenteth
I bid thee good nighteth, ye folk

Ditto….good night

 

[Orwellian69]

You could have just been diplomatic and said soccer. Which team do you support anyway?

I could…but absolutely wouldn’t.

Manchester United.