The Cozy Corner

[base10]

We would be good dinner fellows

If it helps, I ordered a steak for dinner

 

[Qky75]

I don't know what that means.

Is it because I'm old and British?

Should probably mention, I can’t play a note.

*Hands you a cardboard guitar. Ok look I can't bring my keyboard in here either so we'll just sing the notes....ok intro to California Girls ready?

Meee mo memoo Meee mo memoo

I told you dude...shoulda memood where you Meeee'd

I don't know what that means.

Is it because I'm old and British?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Your goodie bag has an empty wallet and a brand new Kasio Kalculating watch.

And some whisky.

Winning.

 

[Saythewords]

Just one single potato? In case he needs more, I have a whole sack of them here - it's always fully stocked!

Soooooo I recently learned you can microwave sweet potatoes. Life changing.

 

[naughty_stories]

Where the coffee is always fresh
The wine is always chilled
And the bubble bath is always full to the correct temperature.

 

[Qky75]

If it helps, I ordered a steak for dinner

If I shave a few years of life off this Earth, let it be for dry aged beef followed by cognac

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Where the coffee is always fresh
The wine is always chilled
And the bubble bath is always full to the correct temperature.

 

[PotNoodle79]

If I shave a few years of life off this Earth, let it be for dry aged beef followed by cognac

Its what baby Jesus would have wanted

 

[base10]

If I shave a few years of life off this Earth, let it be for dry aged beef followed by cognac

I'm right there with you on the steak. Not a cognac drinker though, lol

 

[RDM97756]

I appreciate your fine taste in furniture

I like expensive quality things, but also comfortable things.

 

[dommastermark]

Now thinking I need to add a road trip picking up Salem, after Salem, after Salem to my bucket list

 

[PotNoodle79]

I wish there was a fancy Latin plural for Salem.

 

[base10]

I wish there was a fancy Latin plural for Salem.

Salem, Salem, et cetera?

 

[Qky75]

Salem, Salem, et cetera?

urbes Salemi

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm pretty sure that's not what he was thinking...

 

[CJamarous]

Okay first song request, as it is perfectly fitting for this new Cozy Corner and one of my favorite bands...yes yes, I'll dry hump the vandalized jukebox first...

 

[SpicyBean99]

Is it too late to join enter the Cosy Corner?

*leans awkwardly against the wall, balancing a travelling backpack on the floor at my feet, waiting for permission*

I have brought with me: throws, cushions and a big vat of ceremonial cacao, though I also do have some mushrooms somewhere should anyone wish to have a slightly more intense trip? I also have chocolate cake.

*twiddles thumbs*

 

[alexgriffin74]

Is it too late to join enter the Cosy Corner?

*leans awkwardly against the wall, balancing a travelling backpack on the floor at my feet, waiting for permission*

I have brought with me: throws, cushions and a big vat of ceremonial cacao, though I also do have some mushrooms somewhere should anyone wish to have a slightly more intense trip? I also have chocolate cake.

*twiddles thumbs*

(Hears "mushrooms", frantically raises his hand) Ooo! Oooo! Me please!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Is it too late to join enter the Cosy Corner?

*leans awkwardly against the wall, balancing a travelling backpack on the floor at my feet, waiting for permission*

I have brought with me: throws, cushions and a big vat of ceremonial cacao, though I also do have some mushrooms somewhere should anyone wish to have a slightly more intense trip? I also have chocolate cake.

*twiddles thumbs*

I've been waiting for you!!!
No need to just stand there - come on in!
Pull up a blanket and grab yourself a beverage!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have brought with me: throws, cushions and a big vat of ceremonial cacao, though I also do have some mushrooms somewhere should anyone wish to have a slightly more intense trip? I also have chocolate cake.

*twiddles thumbs*

Again … always when I’m trying to eat right. Dang it I want some chocolate cake.

Maybe if I’m extra good tomorrow?

 

[SpicyBean99]

(Hears "mushrooms", frantically raises his hand) Ooo! Oooo! Me please!

Okay well we need to make sure there’s enough to go around… I know!!! I’ll make a magic mushroom keg.

*Pink Floyd, Dark side of the Mood begins to play.

I've been waiting for you!!!
No need to just stand there - come on in!
Pull up a blanket and grab yourself a beverage!

Well in that case…

 

[SpicyBean99]

Again … always when I’m trying to eat right. Dang it I want some chocolate cake.

Maybe if I’m extra good tomorrow?

Cake is for people eating right

Cake isn’t for those well behaved.

I hope this helps

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Cake is for people eating right

Cake isn’t for those well behaved.

I hope this helps

View attachment 2605924

How can I deny anything that looks that delicious

 

[naughty_stories]

Oh! I know what I can bring - I’ll bring all the sleepy puppies!

as long as it's puppies of all sizes...from the tiniest pomeranian to a snuggly great dane

 

[Photog1rl]

View attachment 2605902clearly AI but this is the idea I want on my chest

Not me missing the tattoo idea and thinking, Hmm it’s kind of wordy but I love the intention.