The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

Fuck me...I was Jack Lemmoned last night

Well, nobody's perfect...

 

[Orwellian69]

I think you may have figured out the conspiracy!

No conspiracy, we're just more imaginative and infinitely filthier when it comes to the English language.

Innit.

 

[wwot40]

No conspiracy, we're just more imaginative and infinitely filthier when it comes to the English language.

Innit.

That's your story and you're sticking to it!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

No conspiracy, we're just more imaginative and infinitely filthier when it comes to the English language.

Innit.

Thank goodness you're humble about it.

 

[Orwellian69]

Thank goodness you're humble about it.

#humblebrag

 

[EyesOnHers]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

 

[Orwellian69]

I got totally NFL'd = I drank alcohol free beer...fake

 

[wwot40]

#humblebrag

A humblebrag is when someone tries to sound modest while secretly flexing harder than a superhero in a mirror.

 

[wwot40]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

I did that with cigars a few times....

 

[Orwellian69]

Don't argue with a master of the language!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

Better than being Bill Cosby'd I suppose.

 

[RDM97756]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

Lied to?
Cheated on…

Royally fucked by an ass hole?

 

[Orwellian69]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

I look forward to hearing about you getting Monica Lewinskied...

 

[jason28053]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

Saxophoned?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now

 

[wwot40]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now

It's obvious......punt!

 

[Qky75]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

Love it. I have several myself but I'm trying to quit the PB crowd hahaha

 

[jason28053]

I got wanker-ed!!!

but also

 

[ScarletDaisy]

 

[deft]

Right I have no idea how this will be taken by the lovely muricans... sorry in advance... I can't help it I'm British

I got totally Bill Clinton'd last night

no hidden meaning at all

You came on an intern's dress? Wow!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You came on an intern's dress? Wow!

I mean that wasn't what I hinting at...
But now I'm thinking

 

[deft]

I mean that wasn't what I hinting at...
But now I'm thinking

You're thinking? What do you think I'm doing?

 

[KatieKulka32]

You came on an intern's dress? Wow!

That's close, but no cigar

 

[Nylonian]

I was going to fix it for you….

https://ibb.co/GQ8TVpS4

I was asleep so unfortunately I missed this one haha.

 

[Xerxes82]

I mean that wasn't what I hinting at...
But now I'm thinking

About a discrete dry cleaner?