The Crotchless Bodystocking

[Lancedalot]

It's cute how emo gets the opportunity to sling a troll post every once in a while behind his wife's back.

 

[CandiCame]

I've got a couple of these that I use for Aeon Flux cosplay and the issue is that like anything made of nylon and other thin materials they're so goddamn fragile. They'll rip and tear at the drop of a hat. You have to bring at least 2 because you won't leave the con wearing the one you came in wearing.

 

[HisArpy]

I've got a couple of these that I use for Aeon Flux cosplay and the issue is that like anything made of nylon and other thin materials they're so goddamn fragile. They'll rip and tear at the drop of a hat. You have to bring at least 2 because you won't leave the con wearing the one you came in wearing.

Which actually sounds like a nifty story plot...

 

[someoneyouknow]

I've got a couple of these that I use for Aeon Flux cosplay and the issue is that like anything made of nylon and other thin materials they're so goddamn fragile. They'll rip and tear at the drop of a hat. You have to bring at least 2 because you won't leave the con wearing the one you came in wearing.

Dumb question time. I can understand a standard bodystocking being fragile, but wouldn't ones used for cons be thicker and more durable?

 

[CandiCame]

If you cant tell all her sizes just by looking at her, you have work to do.

Ok so... This is a terrible plan. It's hard to eyeball sizing even for experienced textile artists. This is a measure twice cut once thing. Never buy anyone clothes until you know their measurements- women's clothes use vanity sizing, which is a clusterfuck. If you're getting a body stocking and you try to eyeball it you're setting yourself up to get something that's going to tear instantly.

If you have to eyeball it, like you're getting a surprise gift, go up at least one size from what you think. If you're ordering from China, go up 3 if you're having it delivered anywhere outside of Southeast Asia, because that region uses a different sizing system.

 

[CandiCame]

Dumb question time. I can understand a standard bodystocking being fragile, but wouldn't ones used for cons be thicker and more durable?

I actually didn't make mine, my BF bought them for me and I wanted them to be translucent. The issue is the fiber structure. You're never going to have strong fiber structure and get the look you want so you have to figure out which aspect is more important to you. For me the aesthetic was more important, but if you want more durability you could go with something like a cotton/acrylic/elastic blend, like what you would buy to make leggings. It'll be more expensive, but it'll be more durable and easier to sew.

 

[CandiCame]

Which actually sounds like a nifty story plot...

I don't see how so you can totally have that plot. I'm not creative enough to do anything with it other than remember how aggravating it was. It's just people telling you that you've got a run every 15 minutes.

"Cosplayer is aggravated at bitchy at self for choosing stupid costume" is one of the least sexy things I can think of. I didn't feel sexy. I felt aggravated and bitchy. That's why I called it a problem.

 

[HisArpy]

I don't see how so you can totally have that plot. I'm not creative enough to do anything with it other than remember how aggravating it was. It's just people telling you that you've got a run every 15 minutes.

"Cosplayer is aggravated at bitchy at self for choosing stupid costume" is one of the least sexy things I can think of. I didn't feel sexy. I felt aggravated and bitchy. That's why I called it a problem.

Well, I'd "run" with it if I wasn't writing a new book right now.

"You have no idea how much effort I put in getting that run either. Wanna try and make it a matching pair?"

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I suppose ir would be an effective way to cover up Psoriasis.

 

[CandiCame]

Well, I'd "run" with it if I wasn't writing a new book right now.

"You have no idea how much effort I put in getting that run either. Wanna try and make it a matching pair?"

You're trying really hard to make something that is annoying sexy and I'm not picking up what you're putting down. You know clothes aren't free right?

You're saying, "Hey, wouldn't it be sexy if I purposely destroyed one of your possessions for no reason?"

The answer is no. Consistently.

And you would be saying it to someone who was already in a bad mood because something they put time and effort into is already fucked up. It's not the time to come in and say, "How can I make this situation worse?"

You'd get kicked out for harassment because what you're trying to make sexy here is harassment and bullying. The very type of thing you're talking about is a real problem in the real world at cons- and they hire security to keep people from doing it because no one wants it. Annoying the shit out of people is not sexy, Jesus Christ.

If someone's cosplay is messed up, there is no real way to make it better. Just leave them alone. This is an actual problem. This isn't a small thing. People have stopped going to come because of people who think like this.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Not joking. 100’s.

Yeah--, I would have to side with the other poster---, until we examined the 'poloroid proofs' as it were.
I do believe that it is possible, because I have seen several guys with shoe boxes full of pic's of them their big dicks and girls that I had known, so I know its possible.
But here in this place---?

Like these sumbitches here are fond of saying...
"If there ain't no pic's, it never happened."

 

[HisArpy]

You're trying really hard to make something that is annoying sexy and I'm not picking up what you're putting down. You know clothes aren't free right?

You're saying, "Hey, wouldn't it be sexy if I purposely destroyed one of your possessions for no reason?"

The answer is no. Consistently.

And you would be saying it to someone who was already in a bad mood because something they put time and effort into is already fucked up. It's not the time to come in and say, "How can I make this situation worse?"

You'd get kicked out for harassment because what you're trying to make sexy here is harassment and bullying. The very type of thing you're talking about is a real problem in the real world at cons- and they hire security to keep people from doing it because no one wants it. Annoying the shit out of people is not sexy, Jesus Christ.

If someone's cosplay is messed up, there is no real way to make it better. Just leave them alone. This is an actual problem. This isn't a small thing. People have stopped going to come because of people who think like this.

To my way of thinkin' this is what happens when you put "Cos" over "play". Where's the sexy in that?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

To my way of thinkin' this is what happens when you put "Cos" over "play". Where's the sexy in that?

If you're not particularly good at the play part you might have to dress it up.

 

[dolf]

Deciding her underwear on a first date? Prepare to be stood up

Creepy, controlling, presumptuous, and showing a blatant disregard for her personal style.

Also, they're tacky.

 

[dolf]

Don't get me wrong, it would be a good idea once you're at that stage in the relationship, but first date? Nothing says "i'm a cringe worthy creep" like handing her a crotchless body stocking and telling her to put it on.

Fucksake, I'm agreeing with mattyc!

Also, did I mention that they're tacky?
They're tacky!
It's like buying her a plastic ring.
There's a reason why I don't buy them for myself.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

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I got you babe...

 

[Matthew Craig]

Fucksake, I'm agreeing with mattyc!

Also, did I mention that they're tacky?
They're tacky!
It's like buying her a plastic ring.
There's a reason why I don't buy them for myself.

The seniment is genuine, i'll give him that.
But i agree, buying her something after you've gotten to know her, and that's what she really wants is a much better idea.

 

[Lancedalot]

Being new here I have to ask, is there any way to put avatars on ignore? Thanks friends and lovers.

 

[dolf]

The seniment is genuine, i'll give him that.
But i agree, buying her something after you've gotten to know her, and that's what she really wants is a much better idea.

The sentiment is "I wanna put my peepee in your hoohoo!", so it's hardly a rare and precious sentiment. If he's asking her out, she already knows this anyway.

You're right, it actually means something if he takes the time to find out what you like first. Not just the generic "bitches love (insert delusion here)!"

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I used to be judgemental, too.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Being new here I have to ask, is there any way to put avatars on ignore? Thanks friends and lovers.

If memory serves, there is an option in your profile to not show avatars.

 

[oralaccents]

Oh no! I'm being trolled by some retard named "emerson".

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[CandiCame]

To my way of thinkin' this is what happens when you put "Cos" over "play". Where's the sexy in that?

You realize cosplay is about textile art, not sex, right? That there's nothing sexual about it. Little kids cosplay.

Jesus Christ this is disturbing to think about. You just really don't want people to be safe anywhere.

 

[CandiCame]

The sentiment is "I wanna put my peepee in your hoohoo!", so it's hardly a rare and precious sentiment. If he's asking her out, she already knows this anyway.

You're right, it actually means something if he takes the time to find out what you like first. Not just the generic "bitches love (insert delusion here)!"

I don't even think, "Bitches love crotchless body stockings" is a thing. Like it's not a bouquet of flowers.

 

[Matthew Craig]

What if i preffer my girl to say "access granted" instead of having on open crotch stocking on already?