LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

The Cunting Thread

DesEsseintes said:
Think how useful a skill it will be when you need to get rid of that body. Alternatively, is Larry a Christian dog? Perhaps he is preparing for the Rapture, when you will be lifted from your clothes and ascend into GB heaven. Those hiding places may be his bunkers full of tinned beans. Leave him some ammo too and he'll be set.
Click to expand...

Neither Larry nor I are particularly biblish people. We don't begrudge those who believe, but the Holy Spirit has never touched us. And truth be told, I'm a bit looking forward to the rapture. There's too damned many people on Earth, and I know how to make fire.
 
Mr Noone said:
In the interest of GB harmony, I retract the "one of you".
Click to expand...

An excellent non-apology, sir! It reminds me of the brilliant Dennis Skinner, one of Britain's last working class MPs. He once said in the House of Commons that 'Half the Tories opposite are crooks,' and was of course told to withdraw the remark immediately.

"OK. Half of them aren't crooks."
 
DesEsseintes said:
An excellent non-apology, sir! It reminds me of the brilliant Dennis Skinner, one of Britain's last working class MPs. He once said in the House of Commons that 'Half the Tories opposite are crooks,' and was of course told to withdraw the remark immediately.

"OK. Half of them aren't crooks."
Click to expand...

Oh! There it is!
 
DesEsseintes said:
An excellent non-apology, sir! It reminds me of the brilliant Dennis Skinner, one of Britain's last working class MPs. He once said in the House of Commons that 'Half the Tories opposite are crooks,' and was of course told to withdraw the remark immediately.

"OK. Half of them aren't crooks."
Click to expand...

Our wonderful language, where a negative can mean the same.

I recently read a funny little piece on words and phrases not permitted in the Dáil Éireann, at least in reference to other deputies. Corner boy was one; accusing someone of handbagging is verboten. I'll have to see if I can find the full list.
 
I knew I should have looked through this thread once more before posting these.

Sonofabitch.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

AnAmericanDarling
Is there any particular season where you are more sexual?
2
Replies
27
Views
475
Polranny25
P
usable001
How to make a link stay a link.
Replies
2
Views
266
Beholders_Eye
Beholders_Eye
Sasha_Bends
Technical question about the forum
Replies
2
Views
238
Sasha_Bends
Sasha_Bends
E
80’s Music Fans - Name that Tune
Replies
4
Views
218
ellebrooks
E
milfylata
Show me what you'd do to me
4 5 6
Replies
127
Views
4K
UncutinSocal
UncutinSocal
Back
Top