The Cunting Thread

[kotori]

My fav thread ever.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is cunting weather anything like earthquake weather?

Dunno! We don't get them over here. Earthquakes that is, not cunts.

We're gonna need a bigger fan.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Normally July is the hottest month 'round these parts (averages 96 F/36C), but we're having an unusual cool spell. Hasn't gotten above 90 degrees in a couple of days now.

Warmly yours,

A Not-So-Hot Cunt

It was 31 around here today, supposed to be hotter tomorrow. I'm hoping all those dusty old bookshops will be cool on Thursday.

 

[Saint Peter]

31 what?










Cunt!

 

[Phelia]

We should run away together and live in the Artic.

Oh yes! We can live in a luxury snow mansion with a library where the shelves are made of intricately carved, perfectly translucent ice. It'll be the cunt's meow.

I'll visit with hot chocolate. But then I'm returning to this cunting weather; I've turned my back on my Scandinavian roots and actually like the heat.

I do love summer, but the humidity can be a real pain in the cunt. I feel especially cheated this year because this spring was such a failure. More importantly: Hot chocolate filled swimming pool?

 

[Saint Peter]

There is not such thing as perfectly translucent.







Cunt!

 

[gravyrug]

It was 31 around here today, supposed to be hotter tomorrow. I'm hoping all those dusty old bookshops will be cool on Thursday.

We've had actual rain! In July! It's been lovely. There's quite a nice little thunderstorm going on right now, even. Much nicer than the usual blistering drought.

 

[Phelia]

There is not such thing as perfectly translucent.







Cunt!

Say that to my cunt. I dare you.

 

[lovetoread]

We've had actual rain! In July! It's been lovely. There's quite a nice little thunderstorm going on right now, even. Much nicer than the usual blistering drought.

Bragging isn't allowed in this cunt thread.

 

[gravyrug]

Bragging isn't allowed in this cunt thread.

I was just being a boastful cunt. Seemed appropriate.

<puts on jacket to warm up>

 

[Saint Peter]

Say that to my cunt. I dare you.

That!

 

[lovetoread]

That!

I laughed, you cunt.

 

[yossi]

http://img.pandawhale.com/47089-Theres-no-cure-for-being-a-cun-Ngxq.gif

 

[islandman]

I'd like to remind everyone that this week is 'Cunt Week'.

So, slap your cunt once or twice. Tell her that you love her.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'd like to remind everyone that this week is 'Cunt Week'.

So, slap your cunt once or twice. Tell her that you love her.

Cunnus, whence cunt, is masculine.

It's a "him."

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd like to remind everyone that this week is 'Cunt Week'.

So, slap your cunt once or twice. Tell her that you love her.

I can't. She's got her PMs off.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://img.pandawhale.com/47089-Theres-no-cure-for-being-a-cun-Ngxq.gif

Aah I'd forgotten that scene! Pissed myself laughing when I heard first saw it. Can't believe he used to be Robson Green's singing partner. He's fab in Thrones.

 

[islandman]

Cunnus, whence cunt, is masculine.

It's a "him."

I see you've been hanging out with missannthrope.

I can't. She's got her PMs off.

Use the flogger with the metal bits on the end.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I see you've been hanging out with missannthrope.

No, just the facts.

Also, mentula is feminine.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Aah I'd forgotten that scene! Pissed myself laughing when I heard first saw it. Can't believe he used to be Robson Green's singing partner. He's fab in Thrones.

Tyrion: "The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt; the Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?"

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunts of the Day

My boss.

All the cunts who flocked to Buckingham Palace to see nobodies pin up a notice about birth of the latest Royal cunt.

Hobbit, for guessing right again.

Helena Bonham Carter, for thinking she can play Elizabeth Taylor.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/o4tMz4f.gif

And this is for you Fata, you cunt.

http://imgur.com/UJW33Do.gif

 

[Laurel]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/74af95011c25657fbe80a3768ab16972/tumblr_mi6bg8K5d21rxdlr3o1_500.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://imgur.com/o4tMz4f.gif

And this is for you Fata, you cunt.

http://imgur.com/UJW33Do.gif

I only just noticed this cheesy one! I love it.

 

[ClaudeBalls]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/dankman/GIFS/cuntpunch.gif

Cunt Punch....for those that deserve it!!!