The "Currently Masturbating" Thread

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Not even close. Attempted killing a spider on my ceiling. It fell and it's not dead. It's possibly on my bed and I can't find it. -.- Someone distract me before I go all Rambo with bug spray on this thing and tear this place apart searching for it.
 
I'm am in bed, everyone gone to work/school, home alone, and starting to play!!
 
Not even close. Attempted killing a spider on my ceiling. It fell and it's not dead. It's possibly on my bed and I can't find it. -.- Someone distract me before I go all Rambo with bug spray on this thing and tear this place apart searching for it.

HAHAHAHA this totally made me bust out laughing.
 
My magic wand is plugged in so yep right now......:D
Damn emmy christina, you are one hot, HOT lookin' woman... I jerk off at least once a day (during the week), usually while watching a vid on lit. mom daughter lesbian tribbiing is as hot as it gets... Being retired has its advantages, have the house all to myself during the day. I could get off watching more vids of you anytime. Would love to see more of ya... seriously! :devil:
 
a little help here?

Been traveling all day, in a hotel, no toys, no companionship, just an itch I need to scratch.
 
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