The Deal Breakers

Smoker
taller than me (I am 6'5)
crimped hair
girls with mustaches
Botox to the point they can't blink,
Girls that don't look good in a baseball cap
Girls that can't be independent
Are not family oriented
Like cats over dogs
Can't sustain eye contact for more than 2 seconds
Sloppy kisser
Negative attitude
Not willing to try new things
Blue eyeshadow
Make up that looks like it is applied with a paint sprayer
A one upper
If she snorts more that she laughs
If she is only a salad and water kind of eater
Pushes her religious beliefs on me
Talks about her exes on the first date
Did I mention smoker?
 
Smokers, bad teeth, facial hair, gum chewers, lack of personal hygiene...most important though, stupidity and ignorance. ..in men or women...
 
Tattoos, piercings and cropped hair are deal breakers?

Hehe. Well, at least I shave my moustache and don't smell toooooooooo much :D


My deal breaker? Anyone who can't look beyond a surface....
 
I can't believe all the facial hair deal breakers here...what the hell is wrong with you girls? The 70s porn moustache I get, but a nice goatee? :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Facial hair on a woman....well, that's totally different. I would never be attracted to a woman with a better, or worse, goatee than me. :)
 
Too metrosexual.

If your eyebrows are better groomed than mine...I'd be too jealous to do ya.

Too much hair product, especially if it makes your hair all spikey...a girl could puncture wounds trying to run her fingers through that mess.
 
I have a tattoo so I suppose that takes me right off some people's list. I also have a piercing so there is another point against me. No wonder I'm not being sexed up!
 
Smoking is just not something I can deal with honestly as an ex smoker

That and someone that just smells bad I can't deal with that I mean like that hot sweaty working in the yard not so bad someone who hasn't bothered to shower in a few days yeah not so much
 
I guess sex wise a rather large woman doesn't do it for me. Sorry to all the BBWs out there but its just not my preference.

Personality - no sense of humour or a princess syndrome is enough to put me right off.
 
That's a tough one. And to stick with just physical deal breakers like everyone before me was able to do by exercising such superb reading comprehension skills. And these are in no particular order, or with any grammatical accuracy.

no heartbeat
breasts on the wrong side of the body
heroin chic.
verbal in anyway
the inability to kneel properly for long periods of time
hairy feet
skinny ears
over-exaggerated sense of time, and or, measurement skills
the inability to recognize morning wood for what it is
text-addicted personalities. (I'm not a fan of really strong thumbs)
 
Lack of table manners bug me. Don't need to see what you are eating as you eat it. Unless it is vagina.
 
Smoker
Tattoos
Excessive metal piercings – earrings okay
Way too much make up.
Poor hygiene and body oder.
Bad teeth
Too fat/obese.
Liars
 
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My big feet (size 11) and tattoos are upset, now.

Worry not, o great Texan. Your tattooed legs and proportionally appropriate feet have a standing invite to commune with the Rocknuts.

Tattoed chicks are just like regular ones... Only hotter, and they can kick your ass.

Me? I can't abide stupidity, or a total lack of body consciousness.
 
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I thought this thread had died. I have one to add. Someone that chews tobacco. Ick, just ick!
 
Hmm I'm not real picky so I'll just say...

A liar. Can't stand someone who wont tell me the truth. Hey if you don't like me be honest and step aside so the ones that do stand a chance.
 
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