The Disgusting, Made-Up Song Title Thread

[latecomer91364]

It's simple - NO real songs, - just disgusting, made-up song titles. Be as gross as you like. Including a fictional (or real) band name is optional.

Oh wait! The Amazing Kreskin is here! He's holding up an envelope to his forehead. What's he going to say?

Kreskin: "Stupid, doomed thread."

C'mon! How right can a dead TV show host be?

Oh well...

Let's start off easy and stupid:

I Can Tell Daddy's Poopin' 'Cause it Stinks in the Hall - Booty Hole & The Whiffers

 

[latecomer91364]

LOL! I figured this thread would go nowhere, because actual creativity in the Playground is extremely low. This space is filled with posers shouting "Look at Me", who give no merit worth looking at.

With few exceptions, it's a vacuous, uncreative crowd.

Sorry (not sorry) for speaking the blatant truth

 

[RedmanReaction19]

A one-hit wonder from the 1940s that sold some 6 million copies . . .

Adolf and the Hitlerettes -- "I'm Burnin', I'm Burnin' a Jew"

 

[RedmanReaction19]

A song to poison your eardrums . . .

The Pooper Scoopers, "Ya Mama Shit 'er Pants and Ya Daddy's Got the Tissue Roll"

 

[latecomer91364]

"Your Daughter Will Be a Better Fuck When She's Older" - The Jeff Epstein Band

 

[RedmanReaction19]

"Oh, Monica, It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself," by Billy and the Clin-tones

 

[latecomer91364]

"I'll Stick My Tongue Up Your Ass and Tell You What You Had for Lunch" - The Poop Whisperers

 

[RedmanReaction19]

The Tampons, "My Life's a Bloody Mess but Won'tcha Come and Earn Your Red Mustache?"