The Divine Ms. M

[IrezumiKiss]

All of a man's package?
I mean isnt that what you do when you have sex with someone?
Take all of his cock??
I AM SOO confused by that question.
And hell NO i wouldnt leave my Cali peeps off my list.
Ya'll are welcome whenever your ready!

Some gals play the "my pussy's too tight" role and only slurp it in halfway like they're prom night virgins or something.

But I know your real-woman's pussy would consume the entire cock from helmet to root like a hungry, hot, wet beast and grind us into sloppy joe hamburger meat, wouldn't it?

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Some gals play the "my pussy's too tight" role and only slurp it in halfway like they're prom night virgins or something.

But I know your real-woman's pussy would consume the entire cock from helmet to root like a hungry, hot, wet beast and grind us into sloppy joe hamburger meat, wouldn't it?

REALLY??
You guys, seriously?
Women *ACTUALLY* say that shit??
WOW....TOO FUNNY!

Yes i am a real woman...and ain't scared of a real dick...
NOW Someone showed me a dildo today that was at LEAST 2 FEET long...
and well, i would have to cry uncle on that one!

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Some guys just make me laugh....

Me: Hey when you come down this weekend, you wanna go to the drag show with me?
Him: Sure sounds like fun!

Hours later when he shows up and we're getting dressed...

Me: I am wearing my sluttiest dress....(looking through his suitcase)....What did you bring to wear?

Him: Tshirt, jean shorts? Why, isnt that good?
Me: For the club? And dinner? I'm gonna look like a hooker with you!
Him: Club? What? We're not going to the NHRA Drag SHOW??
ME: OH_MY_GAWD!!!

Men...Crack me the fuck up!
he he he

 

[RawHumor]

LMAO A tale of two drags.

 

[TheDivineMsM]

LMAO A tale of two drags.

Seriously...
It was SOO funny!!

How have YOU been darling?

 

[RawHumor]

Seriously...
It was SOO funny!!

How have YOU been darling?

I'm pretty good... though I think I'm getting a summer cold or hay fever or something... feeling sniffly today.

But yeah, as a guy, I'd much rather watch rocket powered cars than guys who look pretty.

 

[TheDivineMsM]

I'm pretty good... though I think I'm getting a summer cold or hay fever or something... feeling sniffly today.

But yeah, as a guy, I'd much rather watch rocket powered cars than guys who look pretty.

Yeah but THESE dude were REALLY pretty!!
OMG its amazing sometimes...

 

[RawHumor]

Yeah but THESE dude were REALLY pretty!!
OMG its amazing sometimes...

When I was in NOLA, I saw some guys in drag that looked like pretty sexy women... I don't think I'd pay to watch them perform though.

 

[yogiforlife]

re

So i can FINALLY mark **that** one off my bucket list!

"have sex with a fellow litster"
WooT
Damn, it was a great 2 days!!


Satisfied MsM

Hey good for you. I hope you don't mind, but I'm still holding out for my ultimate dream, you and me at center court of the Dean Dome

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Hey good for you. I hope you don't mind, but I'm still holding out for my ultimate dream, you and me at center court of the Dean Dome

Trying to figure out how to make that happen...

 

[yogiforlife]

re

Trying to figure out how to make that happen...

Hey!!!! I said it was a dream, I didn't say it was plausible lol

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Hey!!!! I said it was a dream, I didn't say it was plausible lol

<still> trying to figure out how to merge fantasy and reality!!

 

[yogiforlife]

re

I just figured if I was going to travel there, you must see the important sites and the important people............why not combine the two

 

[uptoplay2]

package is... cock and balls...

All of a man's package?
I mean isnt that what you do when you have sex with someone?
Take all of his cock??
I AM SOO confused by that question.
And hell NO i wouldnt leave my Cali peeps off my list.
Ya'll are welcome whenever your ready!

the whole package...

 

[yogiforlife]

re

the whole package...

What? Like balls too? I thought that was a myth lol

 

[uptoplay2]

myth...

What? Like balls too? I thought that was a myth lol

I'm going to have to recheck all my mythology...

 

[TheDivineMsM]

What? Like balls too? I thought that was a myth lol

you gotta have a LOOSE PUSSY to be able to stuff some balls into your pussy as well as a cock...
Last time i checked, balls ere ALWAYS soft, ya know?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

you gotta have a LOOSE PUSSY to be able to stuff some balls into your pussy as well as a cock...
Last time i checked, balls ere ALWAYS soft, ya know?

I'm sure that's entertaining to watch other people do, but...I don't need a pussy that loose!

It's more than enough for you to take me in all the way until either you or I bottom out! My cock will be celebration-happy being the only one paying rent to live in your pussy, there's no reason to my balls to crash overnight there, too!

 

[TheDivineMsM]

I'm sure that's entertaining to watch other people do, but...I don't need a pussy that loose!

It's more than enough for you to take me in all the way until either you or I bottom out! My cock will be celebration-happy being the only one paying rent to live in your pussy, there's no reason to my balls to crash overnight there, too!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<btw....is STILL waiting for her drawing!!!
How is it that ALL THESE OTHER BITCHES have em, and i dont IZZY?
Maybe i should put you on IGGY?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<btw....is STILL waiting for her drawing!!!
How is it that ALL THESE OTHER BITCHES have em, and i dont IZZY?
Maybe i should put you on IGGY?

Only ONE of them other bitches has a drawing, darling...I wouldn't dare do another without completing yours first!

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Only ONE of them other bitches has a drawing, darling...I wouldn't dare do another without completing yours first!

Word.

 

[lowflykiwi]

A Bump for the DivineMsM

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Only ONE of them other bitches has a drawing, darling...I wouldn't dare do another without completing yours first!

So....Mine is done then?

 

[uptoplay2]

drawing vs pic

So....Mine is done then?

I'd rather look at the real picture! Can you get a bit closer??

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Happy Birthday

Hoping you had a great birthday and even better gifts.