The Divine Ms. M

HollywoodFlash said:
So did the ticks of the ccock strike midnight?

;)


*sighs*.....
No but THIS IS FUNNY...
So i am on my way to see a client in crisis....
And i am on the phone pumpng gas at the corner...major intersection....
Just yack yack yacking away...
But you know my eyes are always looking around those red lights!
Ok so out of the corner of my left eye i see a shiny red sport bike whizz to slow down for the light....
He is looking my way...and i see him do a double take...
I STOPPED ALL CONVERSATION....ok well first i told the person on the phone...hot dick alert on a red sport bike....then i waved at him...and he waved back...
Ummmmmm
well if i didnt have a client in crisis waiting like 30 minutes away for me...
I would have fucked that guy in the park...
But alas....
He rode away!
But there is hope on the horizon......
 
questiongrl said:
my ears are burnin' ...
:catroar:


hey lady...arent you moving in on Absolut?
Why are you here?


he he he...
thanks for sending the man upon request!
Your the best wife a bitch on the side could ever ask for you know that?
 
TheDivineMsM said:
*sighs*.....
No but THIS IS FUNNY...
So i am on my way to see a client in crisis....
And i am on the phone pumpng gas at the corner...major intersection....
Just yack yack yacking away...
But you know my eyes are always looking around those red lights!
Ok so out of the corner of my left eye i see a shiny red sport bike whizz to slow down for the light....
He is looking my way...and i see him do a double take...
I STOPPED ALL CONVERSATION....ok well first i told the person on the phone...hot dick alert on a red sport bike....then i waved at him...and he waved back...
Ummmmmm
well if i didnt have a client in crisis waiting like 30 minutes away for me...
I would have fucked that guy in the park...
But alas....
He rode away!
But there is hope on the horizon......

FYI - I have a "RED" crotch rocket... Want a ride?
 
TheDivineMsM said:
Well if she would let me fuck her then all our dreams would come true!

Absolutely. Would you use a strap on with her?
 
BradBigBrain said:
Absolutely. Would you use a strap on with her?


She is so sexy...I would do whatever SHE wanted....in every nasty way i could think of and actually do...
 
BradBigBrain said:
Sweet! Don't forget to post pictures of your liaison.


Umm i will give you the special invitation only introductory pricing...
But those priceless pics?
Wont be for free....
 
TheDivineMsM said:
Jumps right on up and slides my straddle down....slowly...
Umm....maybe?

I hit the throttle and you grab me around the waist tightly.

I accelerate quickly... You reach between my legs and grab your own throttle.

So you can control this ride

I blast out of town the light fade quickly in the rear veiw mirror
 
HollywoodFlash said:
I hit the throttle and you grab me around the waist tightly.

I accelerate quickly... You reach between my legs and grab your own throttle.

So you can control this ride

I blast out of town the light fade quickly in the rear veiw mirror



WHEEEEEEEEEEE
My hair is a curly blur, and my hand and thighs and arms..oh hell...
all of me is HAPPY..... :nana:
 
TheDivineMsM said:
Umm i will give you the special invitation only introductory pricing...
But those priceless pics?
Wont be for free....


If they're priceless....they may as well be free!
 
TheDivineMsM said:
WHEEEEEEEEEEE
My hair is a curly blur, and my hand and thighs and arms..oh hell...
all of me is HAPPY..... :nana:

I hit 6th gear and the front wheel comes off the ground. You squeze me so tight a can barely breath.

I am thinking in my head "Evil Knievel eat your heart out"

My hot bike is overshadowed by HOT MsDivine, who is holding me as tight as a crack adict holding her crack pipe ;)
 
BradBigBrain said:
If they're priceless....they may as well be free!


Oh no no not in the We could profit from your lust...kinda way...
But every pussy i nail is priceless to me...
 
HollywoodFlash said:
I hit 6th gear and the front wheel comes off the ground. You squeze me so tight a can barely breath.

I am thinking in my head "Evil Knievel eat your heart out"

My hot bike is overshadowed by HOT MsDivine, who is holding me as tight as a crack adict holding her crack pipe ;)


LMAO I LOVE YOU!
crack pipe....total inside joke....he he he...


eating his heart out is RIGHT.....
 
HollywoodFlash said:
If you have to ask how much they cost, I am sure you can not afford them

;)

I'm not asking....I'm sure I can afford them...whatever the cost.
 
HollywoodFlash said:
If you have to ask how much they cost, I am sure you can not afford them

;)

Hey just cause your macking both the HAWTEST chicks on Lit...dont be mean to the fans...


Baby....smootch
 
BradBigBrain said:
I'm not asking....I'm sure I can afford them...whatever the cost.


SEE what you started.....holly? Geeze its tough being pretend mad at you....
Dont worry BBB it was a special InViTaTiOn OnLy...pricing..i am sure you can afford anything...i asked...Music Man you....MUAH
 
TheDivineMsM said:
LMAO I LOVE YOU!
crack pipe....total inside joke....he he he...


eating his heart out is RIGHT.....


The city light fall far behind us...

I pull of to a side road and find a secluded spot. It is preplanned...

There is a camp ground with a raging fire going, and some blanket laid out.

I paid a truck load of guys to spray for bugs, there is not a living thing within a mile. Except fot you and me.

I hop of the bike after you dismount first.

I turn around and.........
 
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