ooc: well piss my skinney ass off! I didn't start this thread so where are the people who did? all right I will try to give a clue where I am going, but I need a lot more people, but can do this one on one unless you are like bored to tears...
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the guy from the mens room must be that one toward the back? well ok Kath try to make a go
so, I slipped into the dark theater...and eased over on a seat next to him...
hi? so innocent, wishing he could see me do the butterfly thing with my eyes, am sure I am bugging the dickins outa ya sir...but
he looked surprised, maybe pissed off, maybe bored...oh wow kathy you gotta work this guy...or he is gonna bounce your ass
but then, on what was this? Wham! al lthe house lights came on, all of them like I had never even seen before....oh jeez and me naked! like total bare assed naked?
he looked at me...
you better hit the floor babe, he says, cops are coming down the aisle and I dont know what is happening...
I hit the floor...well let me tell you...what I found down there is not a very pretty picture but I can describe it if I hafto...in the mean time what those cops are doing here is like I have no idea?
I am sitting there trying to watch the movie and then the naked girl sits down next to me. Wow! She looks at me and says hi. She looks at me and then the lights come on. Someone says the cops are here, I tell the naked girl to hit the deck. I take off my coat and drape it over her. She looks up at me and says thank you. I tell her, you can owe me ( with a devious smile on my face). I look around and tell her, we need to get out of here NOW.
