CopyCarver
Literotica Guru
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RogueLurker said:Bond![]()
James--Julian--bottled in--or I'm getting my ass out of jail!
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RogueLurker said:Bond![]()
CopyCarver said:James--Julian--bottled in--or I'm getting my ass out of jail!
zephrbabe said:Monopoly (you know... "get out of jail free" cards)
CopyCarver said:Two hundred dollars
LadyCibelle said:Not enough to buy a good pair of shoes
CopyCarver said:Unfortunately true. That's why I spray my feet with black lacquer--dirt cheap and easy to keep shiny.
Paint
LadyCibelle said:American football![]()
CopyCarver said:Super Bowl
(The most profitable sports event ever named after a kids' toy)
RogueLurker said:Wardrobe Malfunction
(sorry, not much of a sports fan ... its the only thing I remember about the Superbowl)
CopyCarver said:Don't apologize. Wardrobe malfunctions are more entertaining than the average Superbowl game, as are...
halftime commercials ("Louie, you are one sick lizard.")
CopyCarver said:Oops...nobody likes Bud commercials?
How about scratching that one and going instead from wardrobe malfunctions to:
flashing
CopyCarver said:arrrrgh! Um, I mean
duck

LadyCibelle said:quack quack...or as we say here in French...coin coin![]()
CopyCarver said:At the risk of getting off track, possible long-winded, I have to relate an anecdote. An ancient priest whose "autobiography" I once ghosted was telling me about his experiences in a poor parish in Paris during the 1930s. It seems that many people referred to priests as crows because of their black cassocks, and that kids on the street would warn the neighborhood of their approach.
"Little children would make crow calls: 'quack-quack-quack' everywhere I went," Fr. Louie recalled.
My theory is that French crows are either multi-lingual or suffering from species crises.
French coin=
Euro
CopyCarver said:At the risk of getting off track, possible long-winded, I have to relate an anecdote. An ancient priest whose "autobiography" I once ghosted was telling me about his experiences in a poor parish in Paris during the 1930s. It seems that many people referred to priests as crows because of their black cassocks, and that kids on the street would warn the neighborhood of their approach.
"Little children would make crow calls: 'quack-quack-quack' everywhere I went," Fr. Louie recalled.
My theory is that French crows are either multi-lingual or suffering from species crises.
French coin=
Euro
LadyCibelle said:But, that's the sound our crows make CC...quack-quack-quack![]()
RogueLurker said:Pound (The Brits haven't given up this yet)
zephrbabe said:Pulverize
john-the-author said:"Mr. Roberts" [there was a character, Ensign Pulver, who ran the laundry and the crew kidded him about how they got the laundry back "Pulver-ized"]
CopyCarver said:Henry Fonda
RogueLurker said:On Golden Pond