The E.F. Free Association Thread

[RogueLurker]

Damn, you peeps know Ah'm a Texan and you been talking 'bout my relatives. They all wear cowboy boots (even got a Sunday pair for church) and ten-gallon hats (half filled with kerchiefs and bills of sale for cattle, the other half with head), drive pick-ups (Texas Cadillacs) with gun racks and at least two deer (dear?) rifles. Yeah, they speak softly and carry big sticks!

*Scotch* ... in a glass or in pleated skirts, preferrably female!

Guard

 

[techsan]

Guard

National

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I salute you and wish you a safe return home soon!"

 

[CopyCarver]

Damn, you peeps know Ah'm a Texan and you been talking 'bout my relatives. They all wear cowboy boots (even got a Sunday pair for church) and ten-gallon hats (half filled with kerchiefs and bills of sale for cattle, the other half with head), drive pick-ups (Texas Cadillacs) with gun racks and at least two deer (dear?) rifles. Yeah, they speak softly and carry big sticks!

*Scotch* ... in a glass or in pleated skirts, preferrably female!

Aw, shucks, we was just a funnin'

Single malt

 

[techsan]

Aw, shucks, we was just a funnin'

Single malt

So are they ... most of the time. I only get worried when they start swingin' those ropes around. I'm worried one of those big loops might become a noose one of these days.


*smooth*

 

[rozezwild]

So are they ... most of the time. I only get worried when they start swingin' those ropes around. I'm worried one of those big loops might become a noose one of these days.


*smooth*

Draft


what loops and nooses?? what the hell did i walk into???

 

[RogueLurker]

Draft


what loops and nooses?? what the hell did i walk into???

Just put down the beer and back away slowly, I've got you covered.

Revision

btw ... am I just being obtuse: techsan = texan?

 

[CopyCarver]

Just put down the beer and back away slowly, I've got you covered.

Revision

btw ... am I just being obtuse: techsan = texan?

Rewrite
(techsan = texas isn't obtuse; GBS's ghoti = fish IS)

 

[RogueLurker]

Rewrite
(techsan = texas isn't obtuse; GBS's ghoti = fish IS)

Delete All

Okay ... I'm officially clueless today ... wtf? GBS's ghoti=fishes????

 

[CopyCarver]

Delete All

Okay ... I'm officially clueless today ... wtf? GBS's ghoti=fishes????

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(When he wanted to mock the English language, George Bernard Shaw pointed out that "ghoti" spells "fish." The gh (from enough), the o (from women), and the ti (from fiction) phonetically equal "fish."

 

[RogueLurker]

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(When he wanted to mock the English language, George Bernard Shaw pointed out that "ghoti" spells "fish." The gh (from enough), the o (from women), and the ti (from fiction) phonetically equal "fish."

Fresh Start

(Well, if you had said that from the beginining ... )

 

[techsan]

Fresh Start

(Well, if you had said that from the beginining ... )

Pardoned

Just what I need...a fresh start. Where do I apply? Hey, all you EFers, you like funnies, and you've joked about my roots...take a look at the Chili cookoff story on the latest page of my Laughter thread (link below)...If you don't appreciate this, you can't laugh today!

 

[CopyCarver]

Pardoned

Just what I need...a fresh start. Where do I apply? Hey, all you EFers, you like funnies, and you've joked about my roots...take a look at the Chili cookoff story on the latest page of my Laughter thread (link below)...If you don't appreciate this, you can't laugh today!

Indulgences

(I'll get to the chili tomorrow--I'm having too much fun tonight at the supermarket!)

 

[rozezwild]

Indulgences

(I'll get to the chili tomorrow--I'm having too much fun tonight at the supermarket!)

Carnal Sins


Hell I have all the fixings -- Chili it is Tomorrow -- cook it nice and SLOWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[CopyCarver]

Carnal Sins


Hell I have all the fixings -- Chili it is Tomorrow -- cook it nice and SLOWWWWWWWWWWW

Good chili is a carnal sin!



Terlingua
(In honor of techsan)

 

[techsan]

Good chili is a carnal sin!



Terlingua
(In honor of techsan)

Fresh Jalapenos (How the heck do you make the umlaat (sp) or whatever that mark is???)

Ah, to be in the Big Bend country...!!! Sand and cactus and mesquite trees.

 

[CopyCarver]

Fresh Jalapenos (How the heck do you make the umlaat (sp) or whatever that mark is???)

Ah, to be in the Big Bend country...!!! Sand and cactus and mesquite trees.

habaneros a.k.a. jalapenos with an overachievement complex


(You can get a tilde and most other diacriticals by clicking Insert on your tool bar, choosing Symbols from the pop-down menu, and then choosing the mark you want. You can also do it with keyboard commands left over from DOs days: usually some combination of alt, shift, or both.)

 

[techsan]

habaneros a.k.a. jalapenos with an overachievement complex


(You can get a tilde and most other diacriticals by clicking Insert on your tool bar, choosing Symbols from the pop-down menu, and then choosing the mark you want. You can also do it with keyboard commands left over from DOs days: usually some combination of alt, shift, or both.)

Fire-breathing

I know about the DOS options but can't find a list; must be blind because can't see an Insert on any tool bar associated with this application...oh, well, must not be important.

 

[RogueLurker]

Fire-breathing

I know about the DOS options but can't find a list; must be blind because can't see an Insert on any tool bar associated with this application...oh, well, must not be important.

Dragon

 

[CopyCarver]

Fire-breathing

I know about the DOS options but can't find a list; must be blind because can't see an Insert on any tool bar associated with this application...oh, well, must not be important.

Puff the Magic Dragon


On many MS Word toolbars, Insert is fourth from the left--right between View and Format. Then again, it may not have been selected when you et up your tool bar. It's available if you want it on every flavor of Word for Windows.

 

[hugo_sam]

Puff the Magic Dragon


On many MS Word toolbars, Insert is fourth from the left--right between View and Format. Then again, it may not have been selected when you et up your tool bar. It's available if you want it on every flavor of Word for Windows.

Cool


Peter, Paul & Mary

Learn something new every day. Thanks.

Hugo

 

[illicity71]

Dragon

Black dragon.

 

[rozezwild]

Cool


Peter, Paul & Mary

Learn something new every day. Thanks.

Hugo

Ohhhhhhhhhh the good old days


Stoned

 

[hugo_sam]

Ohhhhhhhhhh the good old days


Stoned

Bong lol

{Has anyone seen Richard Ira....yeah! That's what I was talking about, yeah. }

(Anyone run across my stand up, ceramic 'telephone'? )

Hugo

Hugo

 

[CopyCarver]

Bong lol

{Has anyone seen Richard Ira....yeah! That's what I was talking about, yeah. }

(Anyone run across my stand up, ceramic 'telephone'? )

Hugo

Hugo

Polio Weed

 

[hugo_sam]

Polio Weed

Never heard that one.


Glaucoma



Hugo