HumanBean
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- Dec 11, 2022
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Outside Denver, Colorado:
Liam Nellis finished stacking his recently acquired cash into stacks upon his kitchen table. He laughed in delight. The personal defense business had exploded with the news that aliens were about to invade Earth. At least, that was what Liam and others were saying. Frightened people were good for a gun dealer's business.
He loved change. Presidential elections were great. Didn't matter who won. Democrat, Republican. Either way, people panicked and bought guns. They thought their guns would be seized. They thought immigrants were going to rape their daughters and murder their dogs. They thought, they thought, they thought. Liam didn't care what they thought. So long as those thoughts ended with one thing: "Does that come with a free box of bullets?"
He went to the front porch of his home with a beer in one hand and a Beretta pistol in the other. Liam didn't really need the firearm. His place was isolated and protected by that isolation. It sat high on the east-facing side of a mountain that looked down upon Denver. A four-mile-long private road lay between his home and the county road. A gate blocked the road. He had a contingency for someone breaching that gate, too. An old, fully loaded dump truck was positioned to roll down a slight incline to block the road. A quick call from his satellite phone would trigger the release mechanism. No one was moving that truck without a bulldozer.
Out before him, Denver was on fire. Oh, not like 1871 Mrs. O'Leary's Cow fire. Or 1906 shake-n-bake San Francisco fire. But there were at least 20 black plumes rising upwards from locations all about the city. Liam had never understood the rioting and looting that seemed to follow dramatic events. The Rodney King verdict. George Floyd. January 6th. What the fuck was wrong with people?
As long as it resulted in them buying guns. And as long as he was up here on his own when it happened. So be it.
Since the arrival of the Martians, Liam had sold more than $80,000 in firearms and ammunition. He'd very nearly cleared out one of his suburban storage units. Pistols, rifles, shotguns. They'd all gone. And most of those had been small sales. One or two guns at a time. He had had one sale of 14 weapons and more than 5,000 rounds of ammunition. He'd feared the sale was a sting, and he'd taken extra precautions. But in the end, he'd just been paranoid.
He looked up for the alien spacecraft. He'd seen it during the light of day when it first arrived. Everyone had, he thought. Now, you only saw it at night. And sightings were becoming less frequent from any one location. Liam hadn't seen it from here in days. Maybe it was gone. Maybe they'd taken a better look at Earth and said, "Fuck this! What were we thinking?"
All he knew was that they were good for business. As long as they didn't melt his face off with a death ray or send these "World War Z" flesh eaters to rip him apart with their teeth, what did he care?
Liam Nellis finished stacking his recently acquired cash into stacks upon his kitchen table. He laughed in delight. The personal defense business had exploded with the news that aliens were about to invade Earth. At least, that was what Liam and others were saying. Frightened people were good for a gun dealer's business.
He loved change. Presidential elections were great. Didn't matter who won. Democrat, Republican. Either way, people panicked and bought guns. They thought their guns would be seized. They thought immigrants were going to rape their daughters and murder their dogs. They thought, they thought, they thought. Liam didn't care what they thought. So long as those thoughts ended with one thing: "Does that come with a free box of bullets?"
He went to the front porch of his home with a beer in one hand and a Beretta pistol in the other. Liam didn't really need the firearm. His place was isolated and protected by that isolation. It sat high on the east-facing side of a mountain that looked down upon Denver. A four-mile-long private road lay between his home and the county road. A gate blocked the road. He had a contingency for someone breaching that gate, too. An old, fully loaded dump truck was positioned to roll down a slight incline to block the road. A quick call from his satellite phone would trigger the release mechanism. No one was moving that truck without a bulldozer.
Out before him, Denver was on fire. Oh, not like 1871 Mrs. O'Leary's Cow fire. Or 1906 shake-n-bake San Francisco fire. But there were at least 20 black plumes rising upwards from locations all about the city. Liam had never understood the rioting and looting that seemed to follow dramatic events. The Rodney King verdict. George Floyd. January 6th. What the fuck was wrong with people?
As long as it resulted in them buying guns. And as long as he was up here on his own when it happened. So be it.
Since the arrival of the Martians, Liam had sold more than $80,000 in firearms and ammunition. He'd very nearly cleared out one of his suburban storage units. Pistols, rifles, shotguns. They'd all gone. And most of those had been small sales. One or two guns at a time. He had had one sale of 14 weapons and more than 5,000 rounds of ammunition. He'd feared the sale was a sting, and he'd taken extra precautions. But in the end, he'd just been paranoid.
He looked up for the alien spacecraft. He'd seen it during the light of day when it first arrived. Everyone had, he thought. Now, you only saw it at night. And sightings were becoming less frequent from any one location. Liam hadn't seen it from here in days. Maybe it was gone. Maybe they'd taken a better look at Earth and said, "Fuck this! What were we thinking?"
All he knew was that they were good for business. As long as they didn't melt his face off with a death ray or send these "World War Z" flesh eaters to rip him apart with their teeth, what did he care?