The Eurovision thread

[freshface]

Not sure what to make of the dancers, but he has a nice voice.

Is that a car in the background?

 

[freshface]

Ooh, a crop...

 

[English Lady]

Wow, I love his tinfoil trousers!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My goodness... has Dita von Teese removed a few ribs to get that waistline???

 

[English Lady]

Ooh, a crop...

My husband was enchanted by the crop!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The German lad was cute, but he destroyed it all for me by tap dancing.

 

[freshface]

The German lad was cute, but he destroyed it all for me by tap dancing.

Tap dancing? There was tap dancing? I must have been wiping off the drool then.

 

[English Lady]

why is there a weird smurf guy chasing the Albanian singer?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Albania... oh, I remember when I had legs like that... I was 16, and every bit as cute as her.

But I didn't have any dancing dwarves behind me.

 

[freshface]

I'm not sure, but you have to admire her concentration. It's not everyone who could sing while being molested by a green man.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

why is there a weird smurf guy chasing the Albanian singer?

rofl!!!!!

 

[English Lady]

I'm not sure, but you have to admire her concentration. It's not everyone who could sing while being molested by a green man.

true, very true.

I can't work out if he's green or blue. I think he's turquoise.

 

[English Lady]

Oh look, a violin!

 

[English Lady]

I like songs with a story.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

This is the contest's most over-rated guy, the Norwegian. Great melody, stupid lyrics, and the guy (girls' idol) should try SINGING instead of screaming.

 

[NoJo]

The Norwegian man is turning me gay

 

[NoJo]

I have to say I liked the Azerbaijan entry

 

[English Lady]

The Norwegian man is turning me gay

I wanted to pinch his cheeks. Awwww, cute ikkle boy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ukraine, me likey!!!!!

 

[CharleyH]

I missed the beginning. SO far I've only seen a colorful Portugal and a pretty Icelandic dress.

Come ON, people! Where's our annual mud-flinging?

OMG Don't mention Eurovision! Now I am going to have to watch it, and fall asleep to it with nightmares of flashy uniforms, cheesy melodies and bad lyrics. THANKS Svenska!

 

[English Lady]

Erm, I hate to be indelicate, but is the Ukraine she actually a he?

 

[freshface]

Ukraine, me likey!!!!!

which part?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I can't believe I forgot about this! What did I miss, what did I miss? Crap, it's almost over.

 

[NoJo]

"Cheap hooker" is the comment of my 17 y/o son on her/him

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How did Portugal do? I haven't even heard the song once.