The Firm

[collegecok1987]

Hi everyone.

As a young professional with not much time on his hands I thought I would start a thread for my time poor professional colleagues out there in the world of lit.

So this will be a low maintenance no strings attached legal practice. Be you lawyer, secretary, client or Steve the creepy guy from HR get your sexy creative side on!

I am Daniel Bower, the youngest partner at the firm with an ego matched only by my obscenely large... suit collection. I am 6'1, have dark brown slightly curly hair, intelligent brown eyes, a wicked (some would say cruel) sense of humour and a body that only comes from mirror watching in my personnel gym for an hour each day.

So come on, dive into a world of sex, drugs, addrenalin and money and lets do it pre GFC style!!!

 

[collegecok1987]

A little bit about Bower & Williams...

B&W was established in the 1982 and quickly developed a reputation for winning un-winnable cases and throwing the most obscenely extravagant parties to celebrate those wins.

This is a "full service" firm where nothing is too far when it comes to meeting and exceeding client expectations...

This culture of excellence and excess has attracted the sharpest legal minds in the country and has resulted in the nickname "Moet & Charlie" (champagne and cocaine) being bestowed on the firm by some of its more conservative competitors.

If this appeals to you, please submit your application. We are currently expanding and looking to hire in the following areas:

- Criminal law
- Family law
- Commercial litigation
- Secretarial services
- Marketing
- Client liaison

 

[plainjane]

Jane

My husband and I had a big fight, and I decided to split the sheets.

Looking through the yellow pages, I found the biggest and most garish ad in the phone book, and called to inquire if they handled divorce cases. I was assured they did and did quite well, so I made an appointment for 10AM the following morning.

Wearing my best dress and trying to appear like a reputable married woman, I arrived and gave my name to the receptionist, who asked me to take a seat in the lobby and she would contact the attorney. Soon thereafter he arrived and escorted me to his office, where he sat in a big chair behind his desk, and I was in a comfortable chair across the desk from him as he asked me about our marriage and what I wanted to do, and what I might expect In the way of representation.

This was a whole new world for me. I never expected to have to go through such an ordeal, but I outlined our problem, that my husband was having an affair with another woman and I couldn't stand being home alone while he was out having sex with his lover.

The lawyer looked at me and I at him, in awe if his appearance and stature in his impressive office, as he asked why any man would want to do that with such a lovely wife at home.

All I could do was whimper that I guessed he wasn't satisfied with me as his sex partner.

He stood and I stood as he came around from behind his desk. He took me into his arms and kissed me, and told me he would find me to be a very attractive sex partner.

What could I do? I kissed him back and asked him if he treated all his female clients so nicely.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Application

Name: Miranda Saint
DOB: 2/12/1994 (Age 20)
Education: MacArthur High Graduate, 2012
Experience: Associates Degree in Office Data Systems
Credentials: can type 85 wpm with 90% accuracy, experience with use of WordPerfect and telephone systems, client communication, and filing.

I am interested in the receptionist position. I am available 40 hours per week and occasional weekends, if necessary, although I work as a waitress on nights and weekends at Twin Peaks. I am professional, discreet, accommodating to clients, and familiar with office environments. Please contact me for further references or any requests for additional information necessary to obtain employment.

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[collegecok1987]

Name: Miranda Saint
DOB: 2/12/1994 (Age 20)
Education: MacArthur High Graduate, 2012
Experience: Associates Degree in Office Data Systems
Credentials: can type 85 wpm with 90% accuracy, experience with use of WordPerfect and telephone systems, client communication, and filing.

I am interested in the receptionist position. I am available 40 hours per week and occasional weekends, if necessary, although I work as a waitress on nights and weekends at Twin Peaks. I am professional, discreet, accommodating to clients, and familiar with office environments. Please contact me for further references or any requests for additional information necessary to obtain employment.

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Pleasure to meet you Ms Saint.

Have you worked in the legal industry before? How flexible is your other employer? Sometimes we will require your assistance during the night particularly when working on international transactions.

If you think you may still be interested please contact me directly to advise.

Sincerely.

D Bower
Partner