The GB Matchmaker!

[jezzilee]

Let's have some fun...

Submit your "about me" here and let's see who we can match up.

Remember, this thread is just for fun, married people can play too!

 

[Super-Surprise]

Oye-vay!

 

[AngusBridie]

Let's have some fun...

Submit your "about me" here and let's see who we can match up.

Remember, this thread is just for fun, married people can play too!

You're mine.. Close the thread.. Wait.. i have to check with my wife first..

 

[jezzilee]

You're mine.. Close the thread.. Wait.. i have to check with my wife first..

LOL! That was not a very good "about me" List your qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly! List what you (in your case what you would have wanted before you got married) want in a relationship and what you have to offer in return.

OR... since you're married, perhaps you are looking to spice up the sex life, try the poly life style, make your "about me" about that.

Have fun with it!

 

[jezzilee]

Oye-vay!

That doesn't say very much about what you are looking for or what you have to offer in a relationship...

 

[MagnusRichard]

Allo jizzy i am magnus and i understand the question.

I am a single marine engineer norge/french parents, working in offshore oil/gas industry.

This means i live/work so far in diverse places.

Ideal litmatch is female straight grad degree maybe consulting professional or nurse or other intl travel mobile knowledge worker with many interests, happy adjustment and outlook with quick brain.

 

[jezzilee]

Allo jizzy i am magnus and i understand the question.

I am a single marine engineer norge/french parents, working in offshore oil/gas industry.

This means i live/work so far in diverse places.

Ideal litmatch is female straight grad degree maybe consulting professional or nurse or other intl travel mobile knowledge worker with many interests, happy adjustment and outlook with quick brain.

Thanks for actually fulfilling the the request MR. I hope we can find your soulmate, or fuckbuddy...whichever you are interested in.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Thanks for actually fulfilling the the request MR. I hope we can find your soulmate, or fuckbuddy...whichever you are interested in.

No labels, just the litmatch you are promising, yes!

 

[silver gurl]

Married female.
Looking for: nothing
Interested: in nothing

I come to lit for the free entertainment and friends!

 

[jezzilee]

No labels, just the litmatch you are promising, yes!

But of course! Here at lit, we aim to please, and are pleased when you aim as well.

 

[jezzilee]

Okay I will do mine.

Nature is my therapy and I enjoy every aspect of it. I love to be outside and push my boundaries. Anything that makes me a little nervous, the butterflies in the stomach, perhaps I am a bit of a risk taker. I love grabbing a tent and a back pack, canoeing to some remote spot and making it my home for a time. No phones, no computers, just me and you in the middle of nowhere doing whatever we want. Exploring the beauty of mother nature and each other as we get to know one another better.

Unexpected adventures abound! I love to jump in the car with no destination, find a thrift store and each have a five dollar limit, whoever finds the least unique piece buys dinner at the dive bar down the street. We can shoot some pool or darts and walk to the cheap motel down the street and finish a fun little day with no DUI's because we wont leave that room until the last minute of check out.

Hobbies: Hiking, swimming, boating, camping, canoeing, kayaking, motorcycles, waterfalls, ATV'ing (and ya can't come home clean or you're doing it wrong!) snowmobiling, snowshoeing, fishing in the summer and ice fishing in the winter, smelting, thrill seeking and unexpected adventures!

 

[Bookishleigh]

I like aging hipsters who suffer from reefer madness. Bonus points if their neighbor is an old lady....or cat....or you’re not sure which.

 

[Trigger_Warning]

I like aging hipsters who suffer from reefer madness. Bonus points if their neighbor is an old lady....or cat....or you’re not sure which.

There's a story there!

 

[Trigger_Warning]

I am closer to 50 than I feel is possible. I'm a young at heart, joking, athletic guy who likes going out as much as staying in and binge watching Netflix. I order pizza very well. Chinese food, too. I enjoy Frosted Mini Wheats and also sunsets and long walks on the beach. I'm a favorite uncle to nieces and nephews, but doubt I will have kids of my own at this point.

I'm not looking to Lit Match with anyone or interested in long distance relationships, although I am open to talking. This thread just seems fun. That or it's the first step to taking abuse on the general board.

 

[AngusBridie]

I didn’t realize how hard this was to encompass my life and who I am in a couple paragraphs .. actually if I’ve learned anything this is really not as easy as it seems. It’s a great lesson

 

[jezzilee]

I like aging hipsters who suffer from reefer madness. Bonus points if their neighbor is an old lady....or cat....or you’re not sure which.

Ferm! I expected so much more from you!

I am closer to 50h than I feel is possible. I'm a young at heart, joking, athletic guy who likes going out as much as staying in and binge watching Netflix. I order pizza very well. Chinese food, too. I enjoy Frosted Mini Wheats and also sunsets and long walks on the beach. I'm a favorite uncle to nieces and nephews, but doubt I will have kids of my own at this point.

I'm not looking to Lit Match with anyone or interested in long distance relationships, although I am open to talking. This thread just seems fun. That or it's the first step to taking abuse on the general board.

You may want to include where in the world is more local to you than long distance, nothing too specific, you know, just a general area of the world. And, welcome to the GB!

I didn’t realize how hard this was to encompass my life and who I am in a couple paragraphs .. actually if I’ve learned anything this is really not as easy as it seems. It’s a great lesson

I HATE writing them.

 

[Super-Surprise]

That doesn't say very much about what you are looking for or what you have to offer in a relationship...

I'll be over in the "Movie Night!" thread if anyone is looking for me.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Ferm! I expected so much more from you!

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What? Playing cat or old lady is our favorite game lying blissfully in bed with my aging hipster in the throes of reefer madness.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lit women are the devil.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Lit women are the devil.

We are. And we should be punished.

 

[Saint Peter]

They will remove your soul.


And your house and kickass truck.

 

[AngusBridie]

Must love dogs .. bdsm ... I know how too

put tp and paper towels in the correct direction .. towels should be folded certain way especially for display .. arts crafts shopping. Work a vacuum ability to clean showers toilets then sink in proper direction of cleaning tools

Beds should be made when not sleeping .. the walls are for Knick nacks. It doesn’t require rhyme or reason
Tools or any other stupid shit belongs in a shed or garage

All I require is that you are housebroken


I think I left out a bunch of stuff. I always fuck this up

 

[MelissaBaby]

They will remove your soul.


And your house and kickass truck.

I'm still waiting for the keys to the moped, by the way.

 

[jezzilee]

I'll be over in the "Movie Night!" thread if anyone is looking for me.

Do you need a date? I'm available!

What? Playing cat or old lady is our favorite game lying blissfully in bed with my aging hipster in the throes of reefer madness.

Lit women are the devil.

I have a halo!!

We are. And we should be punished.

Now you're talking!

They will remove your soul.


And your house and kickass truck.

You can keep your soul I just want the truck (jeep would be better)

Must love dogs .. bdsm ... I know how too

put tp and paper towels in the correct direction .. towels should be folded certain way especially for display .. arts crafts shopping. Work a vacuum ability to clean showers toilets then sink in proper direction of cleaning tools

Beds should be made when not sleeping .. the walls are for Knick nacks. It doesn’t require rhyme or reason
Tools or any other stupid shit belongs in a shed or garage

All I require is that you are housebroken


I think I left out a bunch of stuff. I always fuck this up

I think, perhaps, just maybe, you only need that and forget about all the cleaning stuff you mentioned...you're not auditioning a maid!

 

[Luk]

They will remove your soul.


And your house and kickass truck.

Or leave their dildos behind