The General Board. Two Point Oh.

[Lance_Castro]

“Ivanka Trump visits Eagles' locker room looking for player who called her 'beautiful'
The president's daughter left a note for cornerback Eli Ricks after he tweeted she was 'exactly my type'”


Ivanka clearly needs more penis in her diet.

She’s out looking for dark meat like a Kardashian.

Quincy Jones broke her seal on that one.

 

[dmallord]

“Pope Leo condemns exploitation of the poor and calls for unity in the church at inaugural Mass”….. after arriving in his new G-Wagen.

Lol

Not as fancy as the felon's new palace in the sky, though, right?

 

[dmallord]

Sounds like you were an Altar Boi, yes?
Lol

No, altar server here, though raised in a Catholic orphanage.

And that would have no bearing on your snark about the G-Wagon Pope vehicle. It was a custom-made ride, not armored like the 'Beast' used by the President of the United States. From someone in Bullwinkle and Rocky land, you seem to enjoy peevish behaviors far too much.

What level of vehicle/brand would you prefer he ride in that wouldn't have sparked your Snidely Whiplash snark: Toyota, Chrysler, Ford, GMC, GM... Tesla?

 

[dmallord]

You gave off a defensive abused catholic vibe, so catholic orphan checks that box!

Lol

Avoiding the question is so... you. Deflection... dwarf fits as they seem to brand you. It's not a religious term, I suppose, but it seems to be the albatross you wear here. Checks your box, does it?

Question: What vehicle would you prefer for the Pope, one that doesn't raise your snark? Still unanswered.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Duplicate threads. Amiright?

It's like there's more than 2 people on here with an opinion.

I checked Lit's rules and there is definitely nothing wrong with posting the same topic more than once. Artists are allowed to draw creative inspiration from another's works. Surely that same logic applies here. It's the same thing. Just different.

 

[dmallord]

Sorry old duck but I’m not going to explain how the original joke went over your head 6 posts later.

Still not answering the question, eh. It's okay. I know you were just being snarky. Your remark wasn't a joke. Just snark.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I positively love snark. It's an insult. But it's a creative insult. One worth reading.

Anybody can tell you to fuck off. Or suckadick. Or call you gay and mean it in a derogatory way. But it takes some wordsmithing to make an insult worth responding to.

Where is the other thread about Harry’s Cancer vs Joe’s Cancer???

Harry’s cancer isnt nearly as aggressive but maybe it’ll be like the Turtle & The Hare.

My search turned up negative. Huh.

When I think of the Pope's ride, Ferrari and Lamborghini never factor in.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

If you want to express an opinion that's not explicitly political. express it here! If not, express here anyway!

 

[dmallord]

I positively love snark. It's an insult. But it's a creative insult. One worth reading.

Anybody can tell you to fuck off. Or suckadick. Or call you gay and mean it in a derogatory way. But it takes some wordsmithing to make an insult worth responding to.

My search turned up negative. Huh.

When I think of the Pope's ride, Ferrari and Lamborghini never factor in.

It's a slow morning and I couldn't sleep, again.

So, FWIW, no one thinks of an in-country made vehicle as a fancy ride and consequently selects a foreign-made vehicle for something like the Popemobile.

It's hard for me to imagine the Popemobile with the speed of a Ferrari or Lambo. I mean, how would the guards around it keep up?

 

[Lance_Castro]

The Who are having another Farewell Tour!

Their first Farewell Tour was 1982, back when Rob first started posting on Lit.

Amazingly, Ringo’s son Zak Starkey has been drumming for The Who…. For 29 years!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

It's hard for me to imagine the Popemobile with the speed of a Ferrari or Lambo. I mean, how would the guards around it keep up?

Does the Pope have a lead foot? Can you imagine him participating in a race to benefit the unfortunate? Would he be allowed? Would his security detail race as opponents? I have so many questions.

But sexy cars are definitely not the Pope's style.

 

[dmallord]

I have a ‘24 g wag here at my westmount home, but it’s not the stand up and wave edition.

Some here would smirk and tell you that you are too short to stand up and wave out the window anyway.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Some here would smirk and tell you that you are too short to stand up and wave out the window anyway.

My Fan Club!

“DownluxAuto and the Downettes”

Lol

 

[Typo Fu Master]

He's either a dictator or our Savior.

I don't even have to mention his name.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Saint_Ann]

What's goin' on in here?

 

[HisArpy]

What's goin' on in here?

A party.

Or so I heard in a PM...

 

[Saint_Ann]

A party.

Or so I heard in a PM...

I'll get my hat.

 

[HisArpy]

I'll get my hat.

This ain't The Derby. The dirty maybe, but not The Derby.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[dmallord]

He's either a dictator or our Savior.

I don't even have to mention his name.

Not a Savior, even with the Pope outfit he posted himself in. I generally refer to him as the felon, a name he earned.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Typo Fu Master]

Taiko Drumming Art​

Taiko drumming, also known as kumi-daiko, is a powerful and precise form of percussion deeply rooted in Japanese culture. It has been used for various purposes throughout history, including military communication, religious ceremonies, and theatrical accompaniment. The term "taiko" in Japanese simply means "drum," but it is often used to refer to the art of Japanese drumming outside of Japan.

Taiko drumming has evolved over centuries, with its origins traced back to as early as the 6th century CE, influenced by Chinese and Korean cultures. Today, it is a vibrant art form that combines traditional techniques with modern interpretations, as seen in groups like Drum Tao, which blend traditional Japanese drumming with high-production entertainment elements.

Taiko drumming involves a range of drums, some of which are similar to instruments originating from India. The drums are made using various methods, and their construction can take several years. Taiko drums are often large and produce a thunderous, echoing reverberation that can be heard at up to 120dB, comparable to the noise produced by jet aeroplanes.

Taiko drumming is not only performed in Japan but has also spread globally. Groups like Tsukasa Taiko in Chicago and Aber Taiko in Swansea, South Wales, have helped introduce and popularize the art form internationally. These groups often incorporate traditional and contemporary styles, showcasing the versatility and enduring appeal of taiko drumming.

Taiko drumming is also known for its physical demands, requiring performers to be in excellent shape. Many groups, like Drum Tao, include rigorous morning runs and workouts as part of their training regimen to ensure they are ready for their high-energy performances.

Taiko drumming continues to captivate audiences and performers alike, blending cultural heritage with modern artistic expression. It is performed in various settings, from traditional festivals to modern concert halls, and its popularity shows no signs of waning.

Taiko.

Sounds pretty badass.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

We owe them everything and much much more.

People died so that you can bitch about stuff that doesn't really affect your daily life. Unless you're poor.

 

[dmallord]

We owe them everything and much much more.

People died so that you can bitch about stuff that doesn't really affect your daily life. Unless you're poor.

I don't believe they gave their lives for what you claim. No one gives up their life so someone can bitch about inane things in their lives even it they are poor. That's a pretty lame, callous viewpoint.