The Goods...

Here is another picture. And as of tomorrow, I will be hitting the gym- Sam Adams is doing a number on the size of my gut. :D
 
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So of course, the first thing I do when I join the site is post pictures of my cock. Now that I have been a member for about a week I realize that the ladies prefer, as the post above mentioned, a strip tease...

:D

Whoops?
 
I just joined literotica's message board despite the fact that I have been venturing to the site for several years now, and since I have had the luxury of looking at so many beautiful women I figured I needed to make my own contribution.

This is the feedback section, so don't hesitate to make comments.

Oh, I won't hesitate at all. :)

*Kicks the tumble weed along it's way as it passes by* It's awfully quiet in here, must be because there's not much to see.... :cool:

You are an ugly pink faced pig with a stubby pig snout for a nose and a very small penis!! You should be ashamed of posting those women repelling pictures of yourself with your lonely little hand on your even lonelier even littler poor excuse for a dick! The one or two women that have replied have done so out of pity because no one else would! You are UGGERLY man!! That's right..... I said UGGERLY.... it's not a misprint, typo or spelling mistake.... You are so ugly that you need a whole new word made up for that embarrassment of a face! With your long smelly dirty hippy hair, you could be a girl,.... if you weren't so hideously UGGERLY!!! You are such a fat pig, your face looks like you're storing food in your cheeks for late night gorging like those hamster/rat things do! Man, I'd remove those hilarious pics if I were you because we're ALL laughing AT you, not with you!!!

I'm so glad I'm so so pretty and don't look like a man/pig/hamster/rat man.... :)
 
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So of course, the first thing I do when I join the site is post pictures of my cock. Now that I have been a member for about a week I realize that the ladies prefer, as the post above mentioned, a strip tease...

:D

Whoops?

That was a "cock??" :confused:
 
Oh, I won't hesitate at all. :)

*Kicks the tumble weed along it's way as it passes by* It's awfully quiet in here, must be because there's not much to see.... :cool:

You are an ugly pink faced pig with a stubby pig snout for a nose and a very small penis!! You should be ashamed of posting those women repelling pictures of yourself with your lonely little hand on your even lonelier even littler poor excuse for a dick! The one or two women that have replied have done so out of pity because no one else would! You are UGGERLY man!! That's right..... I said UGGERLY.... it's not a misprint, typo or spelling mistake.... You are so ugly that you need a whole new word made up for that embarrassment of a face! With your long smelly dirty hippy hair, you could be a girl,.... if you weren't so hideously UGGERLY!!! You are such a fat pig, your face looks like you're storing food in your cheeks for late night gorging like those hamster/rat things do! Man, I'd remove those hilarious pics if I were you because we're ALL laughing AT you, not with you!!!

I'm so glad I'm so so pretty and don't look like a man/pig/hamster/rat man.... :)

You need a new hobby.
 
You need a haircut.... And a new face come to think of it.... And a penis pump would help you out too..... :cool:

I think this is a classic case of having an inferiority complex. You clearly feel the need to project your own inadequacies onto me...

The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
 
I think this is a classic case of having an inferiority complex. You clearly feel the need to project your own inadequacies onto me...

The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that little man.... :cool:
 
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
The ladies love my hair, I have a big cock, and you're a fucking idiot.
 
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