The Great Lit Orgy

[Lord Pmann]

Look. I don't wanna be a jerk or anything, but I invested a significant amount of money to buy 155 Fleshlights so I could properly train for this Lit orgy and I'm starting to think that I'm the only one taking this seriously.

In the great words of Woody "Tallahassee" Harrelson...

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I would suggest a more proper training method would be trying to cram a 4” conduit into the eye of a needle.

You know, because our dicks are all massive and their pussies so tight.

 

[Taegul]

I would suggest a more proper training method would be trying to cram a 4” conduit into the eye of a needle.

You know, because our dicks are all massive and their pussies so tight.

Pfft. No offense, but you sound like you've never even fucked 155 women at once before.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pfft. No offense, but you sound like you've never even fucked 155 woman at once before.

Whateva. Y’all don’t know me.

You apparently do not subscribe to my OF.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have an only fans?!?!

I have a few quarters rattling around somewhere and a hell of a lot of curiosity...

 

[AtramentousRex]

I considered starting an OF. I start with lots of layers and then start demanding money or I take clothes off.

 

[Apisto42]

You have an only fans?!?!

I have a few quarters rattling around somewhere and a hell of a lot of curiosity...

Reminds me of the joke about the guy trying to tip a stripper with a credit card.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Reminds me of the joke about the guy trying to tip a stripper with a credit card.

Tap to pay ruined that joke

 

[Apisto42]

Tap to pay ruined that joke

While giving a whole new meaning to “tap that ass”.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Okay, okay... I'm back.

Lemme go grab the coconut oil. Geez!

I missed the first go at this, soooo glad you are back. Coconut oil works.... Uber lube is fantastic for many things too