The Has-Been Celebrities Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

Pee Wee Herman
George Michael


basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a wanking incident.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Calista Flockhart

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anna Nicole Smith.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Calista Flockhart

Oh, I have her right here in the umbrella stand, do you want her back?

 

[Tom Collins]

Calista Flockhart

That chic needs to understand that you can't get all your nutritional needs from cock...no matter how nice that would be.

Michael Jackson.

 

[Honey123]

Michael Jackson's Monkey

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Michael Jackson's Monkey

>> <<

 

[lil_elvis]

Oh, and then Mrs Garrett catches them and joins in!

Hmm, maybe not.

Sub Joe was right.

 

[NoJo]

Sub Joe was right.

I was right, but on a different thread. Unless you mean about Rosanne Barr being a has-been.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sub Joe was right.

He's right all the time, damn him..

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh, I have her right here in the umbrella stand, do you want her back?

ROFL!!!

 

[NoJo]

That's becuase I think carefully before I post, I don't just blurt out anything that comes to mind. Vagina

 

[Guest]

Pee Wee Herman
George Michael


basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a wanking incident.

Fatty Arbuckle

basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a coke bottle rape incident

 

[NoJo]

Fatty Arbuckle

basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a coke bottle rape incident

Yeah, so many celebs have tried it, you'd think they'd have learned by now that you shouldn't mess with the C**a C**a company.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Mr. T

 

[Honey123]

What if the celebrity changed his name for a symbol and then went back to another name?

 

[NoJo]

What if the celebrity changed his name for a symbol and then went back to another name?

I want to be called ۞ from now on.

 

[logophile]

Stephanie Seymour

 

[Honey123]

I want to be called ۞ from now on.

ok..۞...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Keri Russell

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

William Shatner has made a career out of being a has been.

 

[NoJo]

William Shatner has made a career out of being a has been.

He wears a corset, so he's okay in my book.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Fatty Arbuckle

basically any celebrity whose career was cut short by a coke bottle rape incident

*snort*
For some reason, that made me think of Rick James. But that would be a burning hookers with a crack pipe type incident.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Fabio

 

[Honey123]

Keri Russell

Ok..see, now who is that???