The 'How To' Contest Support Thread

[damppanties]

Okay ya twisted my arm or was that my brain....

Anyone got a few minutes to do a quick read on my "How to" before I drop it on an unsespecting world...

I'm here and free. I will if you want me to.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Wise woman. I think I SHOULD have sat this one out *shrug* but when friends are on the playground, I wanna swing!

see, this is it exactly!!! That's just how I was feelin'... so now I'm swinging, too... from a yardarm, looks like...

BUT the good news is, I wrote an (apparently) controversial how-to that will help draw troll-votes for you guys! Yay!

 

[TxRad]

PM me.

On the way.... Thanks....

 

[TxRad]

I'm here and free. I will if you want me to.

Oh goodie a second pair of.... eyes....

PM sent.... Thank you....

 

[impressive]

I'm so trying not to take that in a perverted way.

Why?

 

[sophia jane]

Why?

Just sent you a pm, tho I can't remember now which account I sent it to.


I'm all caught up on my how to reading/voting. Some interesting entries. Selena- I hope the guy who didn't like my piece reads yours; it might make him feel better.
It's kinda funny how many entries so far (including mine) involve pussy in some way. I wonder when the first how to blow job piece will pop up.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Selena- I hope the guy who didn't like my piece reads yours; it might make him feel better.

*snort*

 

[Aurora Black]

*snort*

Just RVCed you, sweets. There are going to be some pissed off troll-women, and after reading my glowing comment, they're going to hunt me down too.

Ah, well. That's what we're here for, really.

 

[Aurora Black]

It's kinda funny how many entries so far (including mine) involve pussy in some way.

Pussy is always a conversation starter.

 

[TxRad]

Pussy is always a conversation starter.

And sometimes a conversation stopper.......

 

[TxRad]

And sometimes a conversation stopper.......

Sure stopped this conversation......

Ok, my Troll Bait... I mean How To is submitted....

Be warned, it was written at 3am in a motel room overlooking a Walmart....

 

[Aurora Black]

Sure stopped this conversation......

Ok, my Troll Bait... I mean How To is submitted....

Be warned, it was written at 3am in a motel room overlooking a Walmart....

Walmart. Is there anything it doesn't have to offer? *snicker*

 

[zeb1094]

Walmart. Is there anything it doesn't have to offer? *snicker*

If you can't get it at Wal-Mart you don't need it!

 

[Aurora Black]

If you can't get it at Wal-Mart you don't need it!

I'll try to keep that in mind the next time I'm shopping in the States, which will be... I don't know when.

 

[sophia jane]

If you can't get it at Wal-Mart you don't need it!

*ahem*
Walmart doesn't sell sex toys, so I have to disagree.

 

[zeb1094]

*ahem*
Walmart doesn't sell sex toys, so I have to disagree.

Ok, you got me there, but the last time I went shopping for sex toys was...never.

They do have vibrating massagers!

 

[sophia jane]

Ok, you got me there, but the last time I went shopping for sex toys was...never.

They do have vibrating massagers!

Trust me one this- sooooo not the same.

 

[Aurora Black]

*ahem*
Walmart doesn't sell sex toys, so I have to disagree.

Prudes.

 

[sophia jane]

Prudes.

I know! Imagine how great it would be to buy your new dildo when you run to pick up milk and bread!

 

[TxRad]

*ahem*
Walmart doesn't sell sex toys, so I have to disagree.

You just don't know where to look.... I hang out on Isle three.....
Well, not hang out as such but I'm there all the same....

 

[Aurora Black]

I know! Imagine how great it would be to buy your new dildo when you run to pick up milk and bread!

Forget the milk and bread.

 

[zeb1094]

I know! Imagine how great it would be to buy your new dildo when you run to pick up milk and bread!

You could always by some wood dowls there and make your own!

 

[TxRad]

You could always by some wood dowls there and make your own!

WalMart no longer carries wooden dowels.... I know I looked for some a few weeks back.....

 

[Aurora Black]

WalMart no longer carries wooden dowels.... I know I looked for some a few weeks back.....

So there are things that the mighty Walmart doesn't carry. Shocking!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Are you sure? I thought that the subject we talked about was like second nature to you.

The subject was great, but there is no way I can write a 750 How-To on it...

Oh well...