The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: ranking the scary things

[anthrodisiac]

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There's a homebrew D&D race for 5e called the Bearkin, and one of the subraces is Polar.

It's just anthro bears, though one player in my table played a Black Bearkin Barbarian more like a Bear with 7 of INT that got Awaken casted upon rather than an actual Bearkin. I loved to burn his brain with obvious nonsense with my Cleric.

E: To add things to injury, he hacked the game and somehow ended with 21 Unarmored Defense AC at Level 4.

I've enjoyed playing slightly intelligent barbarian dragonborn, where sometimes I make good decisions, and other times I'm mercifully oblivious. But mostly I whack things with full power attack until they die.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Roommate: Huh, did you know brains taste like liver?

Not in my experience. Different flavour, different texture.

 

[StillStunned]

Don't worry, my little @StillStunned cat fellow, we cats don't care about these bickering humans have like dogs barking at each other on the street.

Now, have you seen the red dot?

Shhh, I'm trying to sneak up on it.

 

[StillStunned]

Not in my experience. Different flavour, different texture.

It can be hard to pay close attention when they're still struggling.

(But yes, in my experience too: completely different flavours and textures.)