The Ideology Test

[oggbashan]

Do you ask dumbass questions about people's personal preferences on consumer products?

Do you understand that this is a parody thread?

No? You can't be an American citizen...

 

[oggbashan]

Sharia Law is a construct of the Koran. Its precepts are repugnant to the American Constitution and cannot exist in the same space.

There are so many variants of Sharia that it is impossible to make that generalisation.

Some Sharia is repugnant. Other versions are no more worrying than edicts by the Pope about divorce.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I don't think Bud Lite IS a beer.

It does lose something on the way through the horse's kidneys.

 

[oggbashan]

It does lose something on the way through the horse's kidneys.

So do some English so-called Real Ales. I don't like those that add exotic ingredients to appeal to people who really want sugary alcopops.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Sharia Law is a construct of the Koran. Its precepts are repugnant to the American Constitution and cannot exist in the same space.

The same is true of Biblical law, but Jews here have never had any trouble getting along with gentiles.

 

[KingOrfeo]

So do some English so-called Real Ales. I don't like those that add exotic ingredients to appeal to people who really want sugary alcopops.

OTOH, to the Germans, and by extension to the British (an Englishman is a German who has forgotten that his grandmother was Welsh), it ain't beer if you can't eat it with a fork.

 

[phrodeau]

Oklahoma Representative John Bennett (R) has presented an ideology test for Muslims who wish to meet with him. He got it from the Act For America, and handed it to students from the Peace Academy of Tulsa.

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-03-03-at-2.41.49-PM.png

Mohammed was a killer of pagans, Christians and Jews that did not agree with him. Do you agree with this example?

Sharia law says that it must rule over the kafirs, the non-Muslims. Do you agree with this?

The Koran, the sunna of Mohammed and Sharia Law of all schools say that the husband can beat his wife. Do you beat your wife?

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/mu...heir-wives-before-they-can-meet-gop-lawmaker/

 

[Maidboy]

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"

A "yes" answer will not only gain you automatic admittance to the US, but will place you under consideration for a high level White House staff position. Former KGB operatives may even get a seat on the NSA or a cabinet office.

 

[SimonDoom]

What have I got in my pocket?