the i'm NOT FELLATING right now thread

[elli1]

awwww

 

[ross22]

Then you must have time to make me breakfast?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Then you must have time to make me breakfast?

the hell she does, mister.

 

[elli1]

Then you must have time to make me breakfast?

how do you like your sausage? stabbed with a kitchen knife?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

how do you like your sausage? stabbed with a kitchen knife?

Sliced on the bias or straight across?

Ross, don't mind them.

*pets your sausage*

 

[elli1]

Ross, don't mind them.

*pets your sausage*

shut up *feeds honey a piece of sausage*

 

[ross22]

So much anger...
Obviously breakfast is a touchy subject.
Gawd what would you guys have said if I wanted a morning bj?

 

[elli1]

So much anger...
Obviously breakfast is a touchy subject.
Gawd what would you guys have said if I wanted a morning bj?

how flexible are you?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

shut up *feeds honey a piece of sausage*

MMM!! *noms Ross' sausage*

So much anger...
Obviously breakfast is a touchy subject.
Gawd what would you guys have said if I wanted a morning bj?

got any syrup?

how flexible are you?

*giggles*

elli, did I tell you, I used to have a playmate who could suck himself off?

cool, huh?!

 

[ross22]

Define flexible?

 

[elli1]

elli, did I tell you, I used to have a playmate who could suck himself off?

cool, huh?!

interesting! not sure i'd call it sexy, though....

 

[ross22]

MMM!! *noms Ross' sausage*



got any syrup?



*giggles*

elli, did I tell you, I used to have a playmate who could suck himself off?

cool, huh?!

I wonder what he told the chiropractor?