The importance of width~

[Guest]

Perdita, you are an amazing fucking twat!!

Yes. Yes I am.

Loulou, I trust it's ok with you so I'm putting this in my sig for awhile.

Perdita

 

[sincerely_helene]

Been so long since I done it, not really sure I recall my preference.

If memory serves, I'm fine with width, but length hurts like a mo-fo.

I'm pretty much content with a bottle of cheap white and my ben wahs accompanied with naughty fantasies involving Colin Firth.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

So... wait... let me get this straight... I've been reading along here.

When guys ask "is size important"... and chicks answer "it depends"...

...that's actually a real answer?

Good God.

 

[sincerely_helene]

So... wait... let me get this straight... I've been reading along here.

When guys ask "is size important"... and chicks answer "it depends"...

...that's actually a real answer?

Good God.

I think it does depend, though too much emphasis is placed on the importance of having a large member. I tend to think you men are really more concerned about it than we actually are.

Think about it: if we can pleasure ourselves with a tinie-tiny vibrator, why would we require a huge donkey dong to get off?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Remember Melanie’s (Safka) dictum about ... um ... dick.

If it is wider than it is long, it isn’t a phallus symbol.

Do you want a non phallic dick?

 

[Guest]

Remember Melanie’s (Safka) dictum about ... um ... dick.

If it is wider than it is long, it isn’t a phallus symbol.

Do you want a non phallic dick?

Nope, but I've seen one like that before. Freaked me out so much I got dressed again.

Not really, but it was almost like that (I mean I almost got dressed again. )

 

[sincerely_helene]

Remember Melanie’s (Safka) dictum about ... um ... dick.

If it is wider than it is long, it isn’t a phallus symbol.

Do you want a non phallic dick?

If it is wider than it is long, I think its representation is the least of his worries. Go see a doc.

 

[killallhippies]

i've never seen one wider than it is long. i don't really want to.

 

[Guest]

Imagine it being 5 inches long. Scary stuff indeed!

Like a big tin can of Heinz soup. LOL

Oh, I really shouldn't joke about something like this. I'm sure some poor guy somewhere is inflicted with such a thing.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Imagine it being 5 inches long. Scary stuff indeed!

Like a big tin can of Heinz soup. LOL

Oh, I really shouldn't joke about something like this. I'm sure some poor guy somewhere is inflicted with such a thing.

Yes, and and you can see pictures of him here:
http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I was cursed with an overactive and unyielding monster of a thing... I call it "The Intruder".

 

[sincerely_helene]

I was cursed with an overactive and unyielding monster of a thing... I call it "The Intruder".

I would have been more suprised if you hadn't said something to that effect, Joe.

 

[Guest]

I tend to think you men are really more concerned about it than we actually are.

That's true in my experience. I'll repeat: genitalia is not what sex is all about for me.

Perdita

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sincerely_helene
I would have been more suprised if you hadn't said something to that effect, Joe.

Monster... y'know... like Grover.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Monster... y'know... like Grover.

Awww... it even has a name. How cute!

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sincerely_helene
Awww... it even has a name. How cute!

He's blue. And sometimes has superpowers.


(o.k., cutting out before I accidentally high-jack this thread)

 

[sincerely_helene]

He's blue. And sometimes has superpowers.

I'm certain there's a title for ya in there somewhere.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I was cursed with an overactive and unyielding monster of a thing...

“It isn’t the wand, it’s the magic you make with it.”

An old saw and true, still you do need a wand.

 

[doormouse]

My ex was about as thin as a wand

pencil dick