The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

I could use a good slap on the ass to get me up and moving.

Been up nearly 4 hours now and the only movement I've made is from me bed to the loveseat.

 

[cfuhrer]

I could use a good slap on the ass to get me up and moving.

Been up nearly 4 hours now and the only movement I've made is from me bed to the loveseat.

Some days I would call that highly productive.

 

[the captians wench]

Some days I would call that highly productive.

If I had a partner in laziness with me right now...well, I guess then it wouldn't be so much lazy.

 

[ravi64]

If I had a partner in laziness with me right now...well, I guess then it wouldn't be so much lazy.

Partner indeed the laziness has to be spanked and stamped out

 

[gypsy*seer]

Gawd...I SO miss time on Lit lately!

*sigh*

be back soon.........

 

[bhndblueyes88]

It's not right to get as inexplicably upset and angry as I get over hardly anything. I really should go see a doctor about it, but...

 

[His_pet_slut]

Not a fan of the days that require warm, sensible boots rather than sassy boots.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Does anyone know where I can get high-quality scented markers that smell like sex?

 

[StrayKat]

Does anyone know where I can get high-quality scented markers that smell like sex?

No but maybe you can get a horny pussy to stand close while using them.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

No but maybe you can get a horny pussy to stand close while using them.

"Scratch n sniff" stickers are fun too.

 

[the captians wench]

It's going to be an exhausting week.

 

[waaitg]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

 

[Stella_Omega]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

That's a forlorn hope, babykins. Sorry.

 

[HottieMama]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

No....especially not in the forum you are "playing" in... (Not a insult... I learned the hard way from playing there myself...)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

Dharma? Where's Greg? ::blink::

 

[cfuhrer]

Dharma? Where's Greg? ::blink::

*sniggers*

 

[ravi64]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

Well said

*sniggers*

Dont it is bad for the figure

 

[His_pet_slut]

I truly thought that if I had the opportunity to watch karma kick her ass, I would be delighted. Instead, it is just sad. She has deceived so many people and is still trying to do it, even though her victims this time around are well enough known and highly thought of, so I don't think she will prevail. Still, I hate watching what they are having to endure. I just hope this time it puts an end to her victimizing people once and for all.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

3 weeks and I'm already dealing with darma on this site - seriously? Is no place safe from ego-driven idiots?

Never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

 

[Notsogentleman]

Never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

...and there are much better things with which to be dragged down and beaten.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

For fucks sake people, just because it is Valentines Day does not mean that I want to see you trying to swallow each others tonsils at 7:30am.

And aren't you special that your partner was guilted into overspending money on those roses rather than thinking for himself and buying them on another day just because he wanted to.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Meeting with our school therapist tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. Since I'm feeling better, I almost backed out...but I'm going to be a big girl and go meet with him anyway.

 

[Loverskitten]

Thanks Internet, I ALWAYS wondered what whale poop looks like!


and I'm not alone, hehe

 

[waaitg]

Thanks Internet, I ALWAYS wondered what whale poop looks like!


and I'm not alone, hehe

It could be worse. Like being told:

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;
* but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
* So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.
You wonder why the ocean is so salty, ...
Don't swallow the water!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

For fucks sake people, just because it is Valentines Day does not mean that I want to see you trying to swallow each others tonsils at 7:30am.

And aren't you special that your partner was guilted into overspending money on those roses rather than thinking for himself and buying them on another day just because he wanted to.

http://xkcd.com/1016/