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The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Blurt 1: Boy has made all his plans. less than 3 weeks now ^_^

Blurt 2: holy mother....I put Tiger Balm on my clit and ohmyjesus <3
 
I'm going to take a nap. I'm here for a year, that is plenty of time; I'm falling asleep, a nap is allowed. :)
 
cfuhrer said:
Isn't that the most delicious burning, tingling, on-fire-in-a-good-way feeling?
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it was pretty much perfect, actually. It wasn't so bad that i was like AAGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, but it was enough that I couldn't quite forget it either. And it didn't last for too long either. buwahaha. i shall think of many fun uses for this >:}
 
bhndblueyes88 said:
it was pretty much perfect, actually. It wasn't so bad that i was like AAGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, but it was enough that I couldn't quite forget it either. And it didn't last for too long either. buwahaha. i shall think of many fun uses for this >:}
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We tried this once - not Tiger Balm, I forget what exactly. It was supposed to be something nice, as I recall, some clit cream or something. I hit the roof and was in horrible pain, we tried to use tissues to get it off but it didn't work, I fled to the shower in tears and tried desperately to wash it off. I wish I remember what it was so I don't ever put it on myself again, because GODDAMN that was a horrible experience.
 
I know, I know. I hear you. I do.

But all that aside, today, right now, I dare you to breathe deeply and even if just for a moment feel all of the happiness that is there too.

No scratch that, I double dog dare you.
 
I'm not entirely sure he wants to be with me anymore...
(just one of those damn gut feeleings)
 
HottieMama said:
No..not alright... The new girlfriend just left me for her ex-"master."
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Oh no! :( I'm so sorry Hottie. I wish there was something I could do for you :( <hug> Rum? It's 180 proof. You'll like it. It's also got a GIANT SQUID on the bottle. And it's delicious rum on top of everything.

Anyway. You are awesome and I'm sad that she was a twatbitch. You deserve better. legit. Not "oh I have to make her feel better" deserve better. you LEGIT deserve better.


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bhndblueyes88 said:
Oh no! :( I'm so sorry Hottie. I wish there was something I could do for you :( <hug> Rum? It's 180 proof. You'll like it. It's also got a GIANT SQUID on the bottle. And it's delicious rum on top of everything.

Anyway. You are awesome and I'm sad that she was a twatbitch. You deserve better. legit. Not "oh I have to make her feel better" deserve better. you LEGIT deserve better.


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But you were so adorable. :)


Saturday off and I want to do everything and nothing all day today. Blugh! Supose I best decide what I want to do, especially since there's an hour less today.
 
the captians wench said:
But you were so adorable. :)


Saturday off and I want to do everything and nothing all day today. Blugh! Supose I best decide what I want to do, especially since there's an hour less today.
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I'm sure I was adorable but i was also irritating. At least I thought i was irritating when Ir ead it after waking up :p
 
I might be making a HUGE mistake...but the ex called and asked to come over to talk... We shall see what happens...
 
HottieMama said:
I might be making a HUGE mistake...but the ex called and asked to come over to talk... We shall see what happens...
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So...when girls say they "want to talk" like that, do they usually mean the same thing guys do?

I get really pissed when people just don't say what they mean. If I wanna come over and fuck, I'll say "hey wanna romp?" or something like that, and I have a whole lot more respect for some one who does the same rather than "wanna hang out?" WTF does "hang out" mean? Dude, I'm nearly 30. I can handle you asking for sex.

Sorry. Pet peeve. :eek:
 
the captians wench said:
So...when girls say they "want to talk" like that, do they usually mean the same thing guys do?

I get really pissed when people just don't say what they mean. If I wanna come over and fuck, I'll say "hey wanna romp?" or something like that, and I have a whole lot more respect for some one who does the same rather than "wanna hang out?" WTF does "hang out" mean? Dude, I'm nearly 30. I can handle you asking for sex.

Sorry. Pet peeve. :eek:
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Maybe...but in this case it was just to talk and ask me to get back together with her. I didn't say yes, but I did get a lot more insight into why she did what she did... I am willing to give her a chance, but she has a LOT to prove to me. Mainly that she wants ME...and isn't going to constantly bounce every time she gets a "sweet line" from someone else...
 
*giggle*alcohol YES I KNOW TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW LEAVE ME ALONE

almot 2 weeks until the boy gets here

god sex. I miss you sex. I wait fo ryou to get here <3 and youtoo boyfriend <3 baaahahahaha

love
 
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