The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Bandit said:
Master Gil uses pot for medicinal purposes - it helps with His pain, insomnia, nausea and appetite and also has a calming effect on a Man who sometimes has major stress issues. He uses a bong and smokes very small cones just enough to feel better

I don't indulge very often, but when I do we share a "kiss cone". As I'm not a smoker I find the smoke too harsh even when taken from a nice cold bong All it does for me is make me silly and giggly, and then I fall asleep!

A little birdie told me that a kiss cone is good for PMS... I haven't tried it yet, though. Too many random drug tests at work. That I usually fail anyway, as all the legal stuff in my system mucks them up.

Gil_T2 said:
My preference is for naturally grown pot & not the hydro stuff as it is a much lighter stone, much more pleasent & still can function.

It's so good to see both your pixels around again! I missed you both when I was gone and then I was back and you were sick again and Bandit was scarce too... I totally understand, but you were missed. I hope you're doing better.
 
Chris_Xavier said:
I came from behind.. and won.

And what is so delicious is that I did it by playing smart and also the fact that you had to go to bed with the knowledge that you had been defeated.


Yeah, yeah. We'll see what happens during the rematch. :p
 
The words have been drained from this pencil
Sweet words that I want to give you
And I can't sleep
I need to tell you
Goodnight

When we're together, I feel perfect
When I'm pulled away from you, I fall apart
All you say is sacred to me
Your eyes are so blue
I can't look away
As we lay in the stillness
You whisper to me

Amy, marry me
Promise you'll stay with me
Oh you don't have to ask me
You know you're all that I live for
You know I'd die just to hold you
Stay with you
Somehow I'll show you
That you are my night sky
I've always been right behind you
Now I'll always be right beside you

So many nights I cried myself to sleep
Now that you love me, I love myself
I never thought I would say this
I never thought there'd be
You
 
If I'm getting a colonoscopy on Monday, do I bring the tech flowers or chocolate? The etiquette on this one escapes me.
 
snowy ciara said:
If I'm getting a colonoscopy on Monday, do I bring the tech flowers or chocolate? The etiquette on this one escapes me.

The tech will be happy if you come with a good attitude. Most people getting colonoscopy's are bitchy, and take it out on the techs.
 
That's why I'm bringing my mom. She'll forgive me for being bitchy, having seen me in a much worse state! I'll be nice to the tech.
 
snowy ciara said:
I'll be nice to the tech.

Might pay to - ya know what he/she's gonna be doing to ya :eek:

snowy ciara said:
It's so good to see both your pixels around again! I missed you both when I was gone and then I was back and you were sick again and Bandit was scarce too... I totally understand, but you were missed. I hope you're doing better

Much better thanks :rose: We've missed your cheery posts too :)

Good luck with the colonoscopy :rose:
 
< note to self > listen to your inner voice girl....the loud one you usually ignore :rolleyes:
 
minx1 said:
< note to self > listen to your inner voice girl....the loud one you usually ignore :rolleyes:

Oh yeah. I should totally do this. Oh wait - note to SELF. Totally missed that at almost one in the morning. Yawnn.
 
Mojo... Mojo... Anybody seen my Mojo? I think I set it next to my Creativity, and I can't find that either.

Fuuuck.
 
Homburg said:
Mojo... Mojo... Anybody seen my Mojo? I think I set it next to my Creativity, and I can't find that either.

Fuuuck.

I lost my cocksucking mojo. And my pie making mojo.

But I gave a fantastic hand job, and I figured out the problem with the crust. Cross your fingers!

Maybe we'll get our mojo back, hmm?
 
intothewoods said:
Oh yeah. I should totally do this. Oh wait - note to SELF. Totally missed that at almost one in the morning. Yawnn.

I find it almost virtually impossible to do, even when it so loud its almost deafening. It's like there's this constant battle between the good voice and the bad one inside my head (does that make me sound odd? lol...oh well *shrugs* if the cap fits I guess) and even when I know I need to listen to the good.....because thats the logical one, the negative/doubtful one somehow wins through *sigh*

Thankfully a period of time away and reflection usually puts me back on track
 
intothewoods said:
I lost my cocksucking mojo. And my pie making mojo.

But I gave a fantastic hand job, and I figured out the problem with the crust. Cross your fingers!

Maybe we'll get our mojo back, hmm?

I'm hoping so. though, I gotta admit, if I find your mojo, wow, it's all yours. I don't need cocksucking/pie-making/hand-jobbing mojo. I just need my Mojo, and maybe my fucking elusive damned Creativity.

Feeling lame-o...
 
intothewoods said:
But I gave a fantastic hand job, and I figured out the problem with the crust.


*giggles* together...that sounds gross!
 
Homburg said:
I'm hoping so. though, I gotta admit, if I find your mojo, wow, it's all yours. I don't need cocksucking/pie-making/hand-jobbing mojo. I just need my Mojo, and maybe my fucking elusive damned Creativity.

Feeling lame-o...
Thought You used up all Your Mojo and Creativity on those turkeys yesterday. Some great work, as usual. ;)
 
intothewoods said:
Oops! I didn't do them at the same time! :p


Its my mind...it just made the um, willy sound crusty. urgh. Ok I've embarrassed myself *hangs head in shame*
 
minx1 said:
I find it almost virtually impossible to do, even when it so loud its almost deafening. It's like there's this constant battle between the good voice and the bad one inside my head (does that make me sound odd? lol...oh well *shrugs* if the cap fits I guess) and even when I know I need to listen to the good.....because thats the logical one, the negative/doubtful one somehow wins through *sigh*

Thankfully a period of time away and reflection usually puts me back on track

I've just had a habit of convincing myself to ignore it, because I don't want to face conflict, or something difficult.

I'm learning now that when the voice wants to be heard, it will be heard.
 
minx1 said:
Its my mind...it just made the um, willy sound crusty. urgh. Ok I've embarrassed myself *hangs head in shame*

Oh no - that would be awful! I'm all about the pretty cock! Crusty isn't pretty.
 
Sleep dammit..it can't be that hard. Just close your eyes and sleep. *sighs*
 
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