The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

14 years ago…we met for breakfast for the first time. 🥞☕
And today instead of “celebrating”, I’m prepping for an early morning colonoscopy. 🎉
Let the good times continue to roll! 😆
I remember…
Fingers crossed on the colonoscopy.
 
Had this wonderful nurse yesterday for my ultrasound. Conversation was easy.
I dont think I was hitting on her? Wasn't my intent, granted in another world sure id ask her out.

But then that raises the question of do you become one of those guys vs shooting your shot. Its an interesting mental game to play with.

That being said, it was nice to talk and have a fun memory.
 
A family of two adults, a kid, and a wagon full of groceries asked for a ride of a couple miles. I don't pick up hitchhikers, and my truck has only two seatbelts. I can't legally take two of them. I did not think of explaining any of that, and I also forgot to mention a bus route only half a mile away. Two could ride a bus while the third pulls the wagon. This is a lower middle class suburb, so I occasionally meet people shit outta luck.
 
Reminds me of the thoughts I have when my hearing doc asks, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
I like when im on the phone with customer service and I say " we are good there isnt anything else" and they proceed to say " is there anything else".

Its just habit...but its funny..

Nurse and I talked about nail polish mostly. She didnt like the color so we talked about colors that would look good on here. Went with pastels mostly.
 
" is there anything else".
When we call the credit card company, they always end the call with "your balance is $XXX". Once, when calling about some fraud, it turned out that more fraud was committed while we were on the phone and we found out because of that last thing. It was like "hold on!, that twice what it was when we started!"
about nail polish mostly
Hearing doc and I talk about hiking or skiing.
 
When we call the credit card company, they always end the call with "your balance is $XXX". Once, when calling about some fraud, it turned out that more fraud was committed while we were on the phone and we found out because of that last thing. It was like "hold on!, that twice what it was when we started!"

Oh that would puss me off royally
Hearing doc and I talk about hiking or skiing.
Well she is a ultrasound technician so ill probably never see her again. We also talked about working there. You'd think working at a hospital would give you good benefits..nope
 
The heat has fucked off thank goodness. Yesterday was an example of why I don’t particularly love vehicles with leather seats.
 
The heat has fucked off thank goodness. Yesterday was an example of why I don’t particularly love vehicles with leather seats.
We are back to positive temps (in °F).

I have NZ sheepskin covers on my vinyl seats in the land cruiser, nice in summer and winter, but we don't have your heat.

In other news, just booked tix to NZ and back. Never been in that part of the world before. A quick trip. I arrive back in the states before I leave NZ.
 
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