The Kissing Cloudy's Ass Thread

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

KISSING CLOUDY'S ASS Song.

There she sits with her mouse and a pen & pad
She’s really mad!
That's our girl!

BRLFQ spells “Bush is a cad!”
But that ain't too bad
That's our girl!

She talks about crap that never even happened
And she blabs about shit that she don’t really know
But no one dares object to a word she says
So we keep real quiet and never sass;
Biting our nails and kissing Cloudy’s ass.

Cloudy gets stressed and pissed about nothin real
But it’s ALL a big deal!
That's our girl!

Her friends defend old Cloudy around the clock.
The abuse they spew is quite a shock!
That's our girl!

Cloudys friends are mostly hags and bitches
And what they were before that I don't know
So let them rain on our parade, we know this too shall pass
While we're sitting here kissing Cloudy’s ass.

She rides our ass about what we said;
“You’re a poopy head!”
That's our girl!

Got to have her way or she gets upset and starts to pout,
And scream and shout!
That's our girl!

What's that I hear you saying Jenny Jackson?
Its time I learn my place or take myself to hell.
But I think I'll stay right here and throw spitballs
Spray graffiti on all the walls.
While you and your friends are kissing Cloudy’s ass.
While Jenny and God are kissing Cloudy’s ass.

 

[damppanties]

You have a talent. How about performing this and posting a youtube video? Wear a tutu.

 

[Vermilion]

You have a talent. How about performing this and posting a youtube video? Wear a tutu.

But don't you want him to do it in fancy dress?
He probably wears a tutu every day. Get him to wear something unusual... like an intelligent expression...

x
V

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is it too late to kiss her ass???

Do I have to write a song??


I'm so out of the loop.

 

[rgraham666]

Is it too late to kiss her ass???

Do I have to write a song??


I'm so out of the loop.

It's never too late. No song required. Although I'm sure she wouldn't complain.

 

[TE999]

There seems to be a disproportionate representation of females to males on this ass kissing thread.

Why am I not surprised.

But I digress.

In the interest of fairness, equality, yadda yadda yadda.

I will offer to kiss the bu-tocks of the lovely Cloud Warrior.

Ass-ume the position darlin'.



There. All better.

 

[slyc_willie]

I won't kiss ass.

I just

 

[keeblercrumb]

I am not worthy. But if I was, I would.

-KC

 

[CharleyH]

Just figured we needed this.


Cloudy and I have very differing opinions about some political viewpoints. And on occasion she can be "brutally" honest. And sometimes she can just have a bad day....like all of us.


But(t)......



Since someone has taken it upon himself to attack her needlessly and keep referring to kissing cloudy's ass....I thought....no other way I'd rather spend a sunday afternoon.




So Tom-Tom girl.......ASSume the position.......





MWAH!!!!

I have personally never kissed it, but then I prefer the thought of her kissing mine

 

[damppanties]

http://www.scuba2000.com/forum/images/smilies/asskiss.gif

 

[angelicminx]

Just figured we needed this.


Cloudy and I have very differing opinions about some political viewpoints. And on occasion she can be "brutally" honest. And sometimes she can just have a bad day....like all of us.


But(t)......



Since someone has taken it upon himself to attack her needlessly and keep referring to kissing cloudy's ass....I thought....no other way I'd rather spend a sunday afternoon.




So Tom-Tom girl.......ASSume the position.......





MWAH!!!!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

This kissing cloudy's ass thread has lost momentum! i think everyone's lips are sore!

*hands out chapstick*

*returns to kissing*

come on you lot!