Abraxas Winterlight
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Ted blinked, and glanced at John, who appeared perfectly and bemusedly inscrutable. "Don't tell me your reputation precedes ya?"
John paid Ted no mind, neither Ted nor Diana, and instead turned that fantastic roguish smirk full upon Bekka.
"What brings me?" he placed his hands together, as if in the manner of prayer, and rolled his eyes skyward as if petitioning some Great Power for grace and forgiveness. "Whatever brings me anywhere, Becky me pet, but me ongoing quest for lasting redemption?"
Ted cleared his throat, noisily, and the clearing of his throat sounded like 'Horsecrap!'
Without missing a beat, John grinned a cat-ate-the-canary grin, and parted those hands. "Of course, sometimes, the road to redemption goes a lot faster than a sinful bloke would like. Quantum leaps instead of the infinitely preferable meandering pace. F'rinstance, this business with 'fixing' me long-standing destructive relationship with nicotine..." He paused, and gave her an examining look. "This wouldn't be payback for me role in getting you sacked from finishing school not two years back, would it? (I still maintain yeh brought it on yourself, luvvie.)"
There it was. The opening. Diana kept her head down so none buy Constantine could catch her hard cold smile "There he goes again Ma'am, He's a beast and cruel to we women. He's even been a beast to my kind sweet Uncle Ted, who has been a saint in caring for him," she let her shoulders shudder just a bit, "He even insinuates that it's you being cruel to him for offenses he gave you in the past. Is there no way you could order him sedated until we land and may depart his foul prescience?"
The last said Diana steeled herself and set her expression to one of utter sorrow "He is such a mean and cruel beast Ma'am."
Diana knew Uncle Ted would see through this and she hoped he wouldn't call her on this.
"I am afraid sedating him would involve more guinness than I have on this plane. Tho I could always see if I have a big enough hammer to conk him with. That might work, but I bet he would talk in his sleep, so really the only joy you would get out of that is the act of hitting him."
She paused a second as if contemplating mayhem, but the gleam in her eye betrayed the fact that she was joking.
"Now John, why do you think I would use a three million dollar dose to correct whats taken you decades to do to yourself? Do I appear to be that vindictive just because you dropped me off in the front of my school completely sodding drunk and most definitely out of uniform? well, OK, your right, I would."
Then she stuck her tongue out at him.