The Last Daughter of Krypton OOC

[AmenRa]

Your mom's in the Phantom Zone

ooooo

She so fat, the kids call her "Hey Kool Aid!"

 

[ChasNicollette]

It's not fat, it's "curvaceous."

But the bitchy part is true.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Your mom's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.

 

[AmenRa]

Ok, since we're starting on the "Your Mom" jokes....


Your mom's so fat, her name is "Damn!".

 

[ChasNicollette]

Your mom's so fat, when she's in The Alpha Quadrant, Doctor Soren no longer has to blow up celestial bodies to gravitationally divert The Nexus.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Your mom's fat.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Your mom's fat.

Your mom should probably cut back on the sandwiches.

 

[AmenRa]

Your mom's so fat, when she's in The Alpha Quadrant, Doctor Soren no longer has to blow up celestial bodies to gravitationally divert The Nexus.

Wasn't that Malcolm McDowell?

Kinda reminds me of Sting a bit.

I met Patrick Stewart once. Nice guy. Quotes Shakespeare very well. I really liked him as Gurney.

Oh, and your mom's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Your mom should probably cut back on the sandwiches.

What sandwiches? Your fat mom ate them all!

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Anyways, I was just kinda thinking about the future (for this thread I mean), and I was wondering if anyone had any objections to doing a sort of return to normalcy? I.e. attending classes, solving some low-key "meteor freak" incidents, that sorta thing.

A return to Smallville kinda deal.

Dances, the Talon, clubs, etc.

Could always do a sort of time skip, say like a year or two.

I dunno, my brain's in overdrive lol

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Er, didn't Var-Sen and Kara meet while they were both on Earth?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Anyways, I was just kinda thinking about the future (for this thread I mean), and I was wondering if anyone had any objections to doing a sort of return to normalcy? I.e. attending classes, solving some low-key "meteor freak" incidents, that sorta thing.

A return to Smallville kinda deal.

Dances, the Talon, clubs, etc.

Could always do a sort of time skip, say like a year or two.

I dunno, my brain's in overdrive lol

I don't have a problem with that

give everyone a chance to be kids in thread

 

[AmenRa]

Er, didn't Var-Sen and Kara meet while they were both on Earth?

Only very briefly, in the hallway of Smallville High at superspeed...no introductions were made, and Kara never made it to the cave.

And, well, to be honest, I'm totally against skipping a year or two....our entire storyline up to now points to the events that are currently unfolding.

But, there again....it is YOUR thread.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

I don't mean to totally abandon what we're doing now. I just mean after the dust has settled a little. We've covered in a few days what it took years for the show to even scratch.

But it was just a idea, and even I'm not 100% committed to the many ideas that pop into my head.

And... though they didn't know it, didn't Var-Sen teach her history class? =)

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je m'clabousse
J'en ris!
Mon poisson rouge
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je l'emmitouffle
Je lui dis:

J'ai pas de problme
Je fnante
Pas de malaise
Je fnante
Dans l'eau je baigne
C'est l'important
Bien mon aise dans l'air du temps

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je brule l'ombre
Des bombes
Tout est dlice
Des lits des cibles
Je fais la liste des choses
Qui m'indisposent

J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent
Qui ne roule qu' 2 l'heure
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'ide d'une ide fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui rlent
Des extrmistes 2 balles
Qui voient la vie tout en noire
Qui m'expedient dans l'cafard
J'en ai marre de la grande soeur
Qui gmit tout et qui pleure
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques
Et dans les prs les colchiques
J'en ai marre d'en avoir marre
Aussi...

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Pas de secousses sismiques
Je me prelasse
Et me dlasse
C'est mon tat aquatique
Y'a comme un hic!

J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent
Qui ne roule qu' 2 l'heure
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'ide d'une ide fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui rlent
Des extrmistes 2 balles
Qui voient la vie tout en noire
Qui m'expedient dans l'cafard
J'en ai marre de la grande soeur
Qui gmit tout et qui pleure
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques
Et dans l

 

[AmenRa]

The battle between Constantine and the Countess (and Rose!) was fucking awesome!

 

[ChasNicollette]

The battle between Constantine and the Countess (and Rose!) was fucking awesome!

Thank you, my dear. :: grins sheepishly ::

I actually thought it didn't come out nearly so well as it had been pictured in my head. But I'm glad you liked it.

In other news, J'onn J'onzz is extremely attractive to me right now. Just thought you should know.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

both are magnificant!

 

[Lunaramblings]

Tears, I have enjoyed being a part of this thread immensely. I trust your decisions, and it is your thread. So I will follow your lead with all manner of enthusiasm.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Tears, I have enjoyed being a part of this thread immensely. I trust your decisions, and it is your thread. So I will follow your lead with all manner of enthusiasm.

I would like to live in Smallville for awhile.

It seems like a nice place to live.

Plus, Kyle and Rose can finally go to that nice Italian place behind Fordman's.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

never forget that children are wise in spite of their years.

my kiddo said something today that floored me.

I love my big guy.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Damn Amen, stepped it up a notch didn't ya?

ok, I'll start plotting

 

[AmenRa]

Damn Amen, stepped it up a notch didn't ya?

ok, I'll start plotting

You ain't seen bad, yet.

But it's comin'.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

i'm about to get my AI kilt

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

But I am le tired

*sighs*

Well then take a nap.

And then fire ze missiles!