2lubricious
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Essa said:Way to old...![]()
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...you are a cheeky little minx, lucky ur up there in derby or else you'd have crisscross welts forming as we speak
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Essa said:Way to old...![]()
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2lubricious said:...you are a cheeky little minx, lucky ur up there in derby or else you'd have crisscross welts forming as we speak
I've good hiding places...you'd never find me 
Essa said:Promises promisesI've good hiding places...you'd never find me
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2lubricious said:That would be easy, all I’d I have to do is get off at the station and ask “do you know where the most outrageous, cheeky little minx in derby lives”? – and in a flash they’d know who I mean and would point me in the right direction - et voila!

WantonWitch said:I never said I wasn't![]()
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Essa said:Nope, you've as much chance of that as of winning this thread....none![]()
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Essa said:That poor banana must be shaking in it's skin![]()

2lubricious said:.....well, as it goes, you can run but you can't hide, and revenge is best served cold x

WantonWitch said:You just wait 'til strawberry season![]()

Essa said:I'll have you know I run pretty damm fast in me 5 inch heels![]()
Essa said:I don't know how you can live with yourself, what have them poor fruits ever done to you?![]()

2lubricious said:...how bout up and down my back, 10 laps, I'll time you - on your marks, get set...go

Essa said:If I did that you'd be in bed for months...you wouldn't be able to get up![]()
WantonWitch said:Roflmfao... you'd be surprised... then again, knowing your other half, I doubt it![]()
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2lubricious said:....it might just have the opposite effect!

Essa said:He leaves all the little fruits alone to enjoy their life....couldn't possibly be due to the fact he can't stand fruit, could it?![]()

WantonWitch said:Lmao... a lot of males are like that I've noticed over the years![]()

Essa said:O.k here goes, don't say I didn't warn you.....are you still alive?![]()
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Essa said:You're right, anything remotely good for them...they don't like![]()

2lubricious said:mmmmm. yes but when you got your heel caught it was slightly uncomfortable for a while !

Essa said:Shall I dig it in a bit harder then?![]()
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2lubricious said:...why don't you bounce up and down![]()

WantonWitch said:Yup.. except for sex... that's good for them and most can't get enough![]()

Essa said:I am, can't you feel the walls vibrating?![]()
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