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WantonWitch said:
Lol... nope :D Oh well, I gotta play taxi again... wonder why I learned to drive somedays, catch ya later :kiss:
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At least I did one thing right in my life...never learned to drive :D I'm off dreaded food shopping they've eaten me out of house and home again :rolleyes: have a great day :kiss:
 
Sure I did. You can't tell someone how to do something you can't do yourself...well, I suppose how to give you oral sex is the obvious exception :p :D
 
LOL....well if you've learned how to make tea you best put the kettle on then....:p

And who says you can't tell someone how to do oral sex yourself? ;) :devil:
 
Yup, I'll get right on it...now where's the cooking place... :p

You can tell 'em...but it's still very difficult to give yourself oral sex...mind you, I did see a guy in Am-pic's with the talent. ;)
 
Kylan said:
Yup, I'll get right on it...now where's the cooking place... :p

You can tell 'em...but it's still very difficult to give yourself oral sex...mind you, I did see a guy in Am-pic's with the talent. ;)
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It's that room down the end of the hall with the cooker and pots and pans in....:D :p

Yeah, it is unless you're extremely bendy.....but you didn't actually say something you can do to yourself.....;)
 
What is this cooker you speak of? :confused:

I have no idea what I said. I've got me on ignore, I bore me to death. :p
 
Kylan said:
What is this cooker you speak of? :confused:

I have no idea what I said. I've got me on ignore, I bore me to death. :p
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It's that thing Essa burns your dinner on....;) :p

LOL...I'm sure you're not the only one....:D :p
 
OooOoo...you mean the flame thrower. :D

I very much doubt it. My dreams of being an Internet hero were dashed way back in the days of Dial up :p
 
Kylan said:
OooOoo...you mean the flame thrower. :D

I very much doubt it. My dreams of being an Internet hero were dashed way back in the days of Dial up :p
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LOL...that's the one....:D

You mean you're not an internet hero?? Aww, you've totally ruined the image now....:D :p
 
Still no idea where the brat keeps it though. You go have a look and see if you can find it. :p

Damn, I'm sorry precious, do you think you will ever recover? :D
 
I would, but I'm sure you'll find it quicker than I will....if you can't find it I'll help you later.. :D :p

Oh, I'm sure I'll learn to cope with the disappointment....;)
 
But you female types are much better at finding things. We poor Men would be lost without you. :)

Sheeesh, you got over that pretty quick. :p :D
 
Kylan said:
But you female types are much better at finding things. We poor Men would be lost without you. :)

Sheeesh, you got over that pretty quick. :p :D
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Of course you would, but we do need to help you cope for yourselves every now and again....:p

Well, I'm not one for dwelling in the past...:D ;)
 
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