The Last Word Thread

[Sassyfrass]

He's the dead one....Bob Hope....

Is he dead ???

 

[lovemonster]

Is he dead ???

Well if he's not, he should bloody well be....

Oh look, I've won!

 

[Essa]

Oh look...you haven't

 

[lovemonster]

I have, you just gotta admit it...

 

[Essa]

You mean I have, now if you could only just admit it

 

[lovemonster]

Nope, coz you know you're wrong, it's me that's won

 

[Essa]

Is that why I've got the last post?

 

[lovemonster]

Isn't this the last post though?

 

[Essa]

Nope, this one is

 

[lovemonster]

Wrong again

 

[Essa]

I am so right, I've won

 

[lovemonster]

Nope, you haven't.

 

[Essa]

I've got to go so I'll leave you to win

 

[lovemonster]

Thanks, you know it makes sense

 

[Essa]

Maybe I was fibbing I win

 

[lovemonster]

You gotta leave sometime....and then I'll sneak in and win

 

[Essa]

I'm glued to the chair today, sent everyone out and I'm not moving 'till tuesday

 

[lovemonster]

You'll collapse with fatigue, hunger and the need to go to the toilet before then...

 

[Essa]

Nope, the first two I can put up with and for the last one I've got a bucket

 

[lovemonster]

Surely the smell will drive you away after a day or so, particularly in this weather...

 

[Essa]

I live with three Males four if you count the dog, I'm well used to bad smells

 

[lovemonster]

That's very true, you must suffer a lot....go take a holiday for a couple of weeks and I can win this thread....

 

[Essa]

That's very true, you must suffer a lot....go take a holiday for a couple of weeks and I can win this thread....

I couldn't possibly be that kind to you, besides if I took a holiday they'd all bloody follow me, including the two old smelly cats

 

[lovemonster]

Oh, I'm sure if you snuck away now, you could make a clean escape before they noticed you'd gone...

 

[Essa]

Doubt it, even the bloody boys keep tabs on me the eldest has actually just rang me to see what I'm doing surely it should be me ringing him