The Last Word Thread

[lovemonster]

Oh poor you, no short skirts and low cut tops to ogle at today then?

 

[Kylan]

Damn unfair I say. The only reason I do my hobby is for the views in Summer.

 

[lovemonster]

Well, perhaps you should employ someone just to walk by every couple of minutes even if the weather's bad

 

[Kylan]

Good idea...how much would you pay me for the job?

 

[lovemonster]

What, you're going to walk up and down in a low cut top and short skirt? That could be fun....

 

[Kylan]

If I wore a skirt I'd be captured and returned to the ape enclosure at the zoo...Yup, it does sound like fun

 

[lovemonster]

Ooooh, if they cage you up again, can I come and throw bananas at you?

 

[Kylan]

Nope, bananas are far too healthy of me. You can throw cigarettes. I smoke a 75% Golden Virginia to 25% Old Holborn blend.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Geez, you're not a cheap date, are you?

 

[Kylan]

Yup, once you've bought my nicotine I'm easy...Oh, and my Rum.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Hmmm ... no nicotine around here but I've 3/4 of a bottle of rum. Will that suffice?

 

[Kylan]

Yup, sounds good to me Sadie. But what will you drink?

 

[bbwsadieml]

I don't imbibe. I don't handle liquor well. Rather, it doesn't handle ME well.

 

[Kylan]

OhHhHHHhh any tales of drunken debauchery you want to share. I won't tell a soul.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Let's just say that I'm not one to keep as reserved as the Sadie you know and adore.

 

[Kylan]

I'm pretty sure I'd adore the other one as well. I don't reckon you've a nasty bone in your body.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Now by nasty to you mean "awful" or "naughty."

'Cause I got news for ya ....

 

[Kylan]

Oh I mean awful...I reckon you could be plenty naughty, pretty women mostly are. And the news?

 

[bbwsadieml]

I definitely have a naughty streak .... But, of course, you'd know that wouldn't ya?

 

[Kylan]

Really? Why I never would have guessed. Then again, I am extremly naïve

 

[bbwsadieml]

Ahem ... what's that smell?? Oh yea, YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!

 

[Kylan]

Dammit, I thought I plugged out the cam. Well, you did ask me to light a candle

 

[bbwsadieml]

Oh no, boy-o, I don't think it has anything to do with a candle. Maybe your pitiful attempt at innocence, though.

 

[Kylan]

Shush now Sadie. You're making me blush.

 

[skittles_lm]

*falls over and chokes at the idea of Kylan blushing*


*catches breath 10 minutes later* Jeez, Kylan, don't do that! I'm gonna have to cough up a hairball if that happens again!

meow?