The Last Word Thread

[lovemonster]

You did and I didn't believe you then either

S'funny, I didn't believe you when you said you weren't wearing women's panties either...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Oh so you mean you in those frilly drawers is a bad thing???? Well, then let's see what we can do about getting you out of them shall we? Will they slide off easily or need we grease you up a bit first? (oh, and in case you're wondering - that is a kink too)

Being American, I am sure you are aware of the 5th? I swear on it

Really is it now??

 

[Kylan]

I'm the soul of compromise - equal opportunity for all. So you want me to tie you up first or shall I be lashed to the bedposts for a bit?

Yup, equal opportunity for all ...

So, if I were lash you down, render you completely helpless before my lust with leather 'cuffs fastened about your wrists and ankles that bound you tight to the four corners of the bedstead, so that my scalpel-sharp razor could slice unhindered through the straps of your bra and the waistband of your panties first, you'd be O.k with that?


*I may turn into a pumpkin shortly ... damn time zones.*

 

[SecretLove69]

Being American, I am sure you are aware of the 5th? I swear on it

Really is it now??

So it's a 5th of Vodka then that will get you out of those panties.

*puts down the baby oil* - guess I won't be needing this

 

[Golden_Silence]

S'funny, I didn't believe you when you said you weren't wearing women's panties either...

Well.. I weren't

 

[lovemonster]

Well.. I weren't

Yeah. I believe you. No, honestly, I do.

 

[Golden_Silence]

So it's a 5th of Vodka then that will get you out of those panties.

*puts down the baby oil* - guess I won't be needing this

I hate to say this, but as of late I am a cheap date, a 5th of vodka would make me lose more than my inhibitions, more like total conciousness

You may need the oil for yourself though

 

[SecretLove69]

Yup, equal opportunity for all ...

So, if I were lash you down, render you completely helpless before my lust with leather 'cuffs fastened about your wrists and ankles that bound you tight to the four corners of the bedstead, so that my scalpel-sharp razor could slice unhindered through the straps of your bra and the waistband of your panties first, you'd be O.k with that?


*I may turn into a pumpkin shortly ... damn time zones.*

Of course that would be alright with me - and should you make a slight nick in my tender flesh to carve your initials - I may only cry out just briefly to satisfy your desire to hear a woman moan in pleasured pain.

move your sweet ass to this side of the world and the time zones won't be so much of an issue

 

[Golden_Silence]

Yeah. I believe you. No, honestly, I do.

Glad you believe me

 

[lovemonster]

Glad you believe me

I believe you in exactly the same way that you believe in my innocence....

 

[SecretLove69]

I hate to say this, but as of late I am a cheap date, a 5th of vodka would make me lose more than my inhibitions, more like total conciousness

You may need the oil for yourself though

Since unconscious men are of little use to me - unless I've already drained them of all their vital juices......I suppose just a sniff of the bottle cap for you then.

Oil for me? Well, if it's glistening you want - you shall have it.

 

[Golden_Silence]

I believe you in exactly the same way that you believe in my innocence....

I believe in fairies in the bottom of the garden too

 

[Golden_Silence]

Since unconscious men are of little use to me - unless I've already drained them of all their vital juices......I suppose just a sniff of the bottle cap for you then.

Oil for me? Well, if it's glistening you want - you shall have it.

So you kind of a vampire that drains men while oiled up huh?

 

[lovemonster]

I believe in fairies in the bottom of the garden too

You do? You're so gullible.....

 

[Golden_Silence]

You do? You're so gullible.....

I know I believe a lot of what I am told

 

[SecretLove69]

So you kind of a vampire that drains men while oiled up huh?

I suppose, in a way - although I don't use fangs and my drink of choice isn't blood.
And really, a little oil is all that's necessary - don't want you slipping off the bed now.

 

[Golden_Silence]

I suppose, in a way - although I don't use fangs and my drink of choice isn't blood.
And really, a little oil is all that's necessary - don't want you slipping off the bed now.

You will get me into a helluva lot of trouble you know...

 

[SecretLove69]

You will get me into a helluva lot of trouble you know...

Only trouble comes when words are put into action - you are safe.

 

[Kylan]

Of course that would be alright with me - and should you make a slight nick in my tender flesh to carve your initials - I may only cry out just briefly to satisfy your desire to hear a woman moan in pleasured pain.

move your sweet ass to this side of the world and the time zones won't be so much of an issue

I'm pretty sure my ruthless hands could take an instant after driving your skirt up your thighs, seizing the waistband of your panties and wrenching them from your squirming womanflesh to carve my signature into your inner thighmeat in intricate, swirling calligraphy.

Now, I must go before I drive me even more insane than I already am ... feel free to send that private jet over sometime around 3am, SecretLove which is roughly four hours away from now (my time)

Enjoy your night/day/evening all.

~ Be good to you.

@>,-'Kylan,-'​

 

[phoenix_rising]

I know I believe a lot of what I am told

so you'd believe what a madcow from scotland would say if you were a charming, intelligent and sexy guy?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Only trouble comes when words are put into action - you are safe.

If only you knew

 

[SecretLove69]

I'm pretty sure my ruthless hands could take an instant after driving your skirt up your thighs, seizing the waistband of your panties and wrenching them from your squirming womanflesh to carve my signature into your inner thighmeat in intricate, swirling calligraphy.

Now, I must go before I drive me even more insane than I already am ... feel free to send that private jet over sometime around 3am, SecretLove which is roughly four hours away from now (my time)

Enjoy your night/day/evening all.

~ Be good to you.

@>,-'Kylan,-'​

Goodnight Ky - sweet and wet dreams.
*goes to fuel up the jet to make ready for a flight to Heaven*

 

[Golden_Silence]

so you'd believe what a madcow from scotland would say if you were a charming, intelligent and sexy guy?

If only I were

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'm pretty sure my ruthless hands could take an instant after driving your skirt up your thighs, seizing the waistband of your panties and wrenching them from your squirming womanflesh to carve my signature into your inner thighmeat in intricate, swirling calligraphy.

Now, I must go before I drive me even more insane than I already am ... feel free to send that private jet over sometime around 3am, SecretLove which is roughly four hours away from now (my time)

Enjoy your night/day/evening all.

~ Be good to you.

@>,-'Kylan,-'​

Good night dude!

 

[SecretLove69]

If only you knew

I believe I do and trust me there is no trouble to be found with me - harmless as a butterfly floating on a spring breeze.