The Last Word Thread

Machiavellix said:
Shit I'd rather keep my hands than my head. I can't give myself a blowjob and I'd prefer to jerk off, anyway. :D

I can help with both the blowjob and jerking off. Both my hands will be free. ;)

(and without a head, you'd die. So having hands would be useless without a head....just sayin') :p
 
charmed1 said:
I can help with both the blowjob and jerking off. Both my hands will be free. ;)

(and without a head, you'd die. So having hands would be useless without a head....just sayin') :p

That is true. Why not just cut off my feet? I don't really need them. I can ride around in a wheelchair, collect money, and get pity fucks up the ying-yang. :D

As for your other point....I'll keep that in mind. :devil:
 
Machiavellix said:
That is true. Why not just cut off my feet? I don't really need them. I can ride around in a wheelchair, collect money, and get pity fucks up the ying-yang. :D

As for your other point....I'll keep that in mind. :devil:

You'd let someone pity fuck you just because you had no feet? lol
 
charmed1 said:
You'd let someone pity fuck you just because you had no feet? lol

Hell yes!! A pity fuck is still a fuck. Something I'm highly short on these days.
 
charmed1 said:
LMAO! Sorry to hear you're running short lately. :kiss:

Time to hit the road. You get the last word for another day. 'Til I snatch it back tomorrow.

*rides off into the sunset*

Night :rose:
 
Machiavellix said:
Time to hit the road. You get the last word for another day. 'Til I snatch it back tomorrow.

*rides off into the sunset*

Night :rose:
Night :rose:
 
Machiavellix said:
I just parachuted out of the jet and watched it crash into your mountain top.
:nana: :nana: :nana: :D :D :D


watching your parachute catch fire from falling parts :nana: :nana: ;)
 
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