The Lauren Roast, er . . . Toast. Ya.

[Lauren Hynde]

Thank you all so much for the love and good wishes (and offers to bail me out of jail).

Just for the record, it was already legal for me to drink, drive, vote, and have anal sex, so it wasn't a more exhilirating birthday than my 18th (or 16th, for that matter, but don't ask) but it was fun and I survived. Tonight will be round two, though, and being Friday, I won't make any predictions...

Aries (March 21-April 19): You're a tyrant, and that's one of your better qualities! You don't finish anything you start. You're so damn competitive that even if there's no competition you'll invent one in your head just so you can say "See! I won! See how great I am?"

Whoa, that's actually pretty accurate.