The left one is smaller...

[Trinique_Fire]

I got it. I know the difference between the two sizes you mentioned. I just don't have anything so noticably wrong with me...

No, what I meant when I said I don't think my point got across was that it seems most women think there's only a "slight" difference between breast sizes on other women. I don't know, maybe I assumed wrong.

 

[Toa_lin]

i suppose no two things can be equal. e.g., one's legs are probably different lengths. in photos, one side of the face, lets say smiling, is not exactly like the other.

for balls, it's almost a necessity to have one lower and larger --ever try to hang two coconuts next to each other and at the same height? they knock into each other.

lol, talked to my friends who are doctors, and EVERY guy has one ball hanging lower then the other. Normally the left one; though sometimes not by much. Whether they vary in sizes, for many they do, but not all.

I know all the warnings about all of the cancers and other dangers. I also know that my diet is killing me, my stress levels are killing me, my lack of a retirement fun is going to kill me, my driving habits are going to kill me...

I know it isn't popular, but I'm not really planning on living past 60 years old, and I wish that people wouod stop telling me to plan ahead. I live for now. That is good enough for me.

I am in agreement here. If I get cancer or anyting... oh well, I'll prolly kill myself in one of any number of stupid shite I do on a daily basis, before it could. To be completely honest, I'm surprised I've lived as long as I have.

 

[arienette]

Okay, I read through this thread just now from what I missed earlier, and needless to say, I don't think my point got across. My right breast is not "slightly" larger than my left one. I've had people laugh at the size difference when I take off my shirt. I get funny looks. I get comments. It is puredee EMBARRASSING. My right nipple is fucking huge. It's clearly stretched to its limit and as though that were not enough, you can see two veins running through. Now don't get me wrong, I understand that I'm transluscently white and you can see veins all over my stupid body, but I'd rather they not be so prominent under my nipple. My right breast hangs. While my cute little 34-36C left one is perky enough, while slightly weighty, it's a nice handful. The nipple is nice. It's peachy pink and pretty. And when it gets hard I'm all turned on and stuff. But my right one hangs. I hate it. It's fucking obvious. I want surgery. This is no slight difference. Ask Ari. Maybe she noticed.



[/endrant]

Nope, I didn't notice. However, you're not getting surgery no matter how bad you think you need it. I'm a huge lover of breasts and love them natural in whatever size, shape or form they take; preferably large, fuckin' mellons, I'm talking about here. You have that and I love them so quit your bitchin'.

P.S. Olive juice.

 

[arienette]

My breasts are uneven and it's embarrassing. My right one is actually about a 38 C and my left is a 36. It's noticeable too, like people will tell me my tits are uneven (thinking it's my bra or my shirt or something) and I have to just play it off with a laugh or something because I really don't want to explain to complete strangers about the fact that no, it's just my one huge tit. Plus, my right nipple is annoyingly sensitive. Compared to my left one it's a huge deal. Because it's so freakin huge compared to my other one, it doesn't get hard either.



I always say, if I were to ever get surgery done, it would be breast reduction surgery and get my right breast reduced to match my left one.

Then they would be uneven and unnatural and *shudder*
Hmm...right nipple annoyingly sensitive and left one doesn't get hard...I noticed that.

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOLOL

Everyone seems to think their body is imperfect because one side is slightly different than the other. Get used to it, no ones body is perfectly matched from one side to the other.

On some people it is more pronounced than on others.

With me it is clearly visible in my face. It was from a young age and then it was over emphasised by surgery when I was sixteen. Now the fact that my eyes are different sizes is clearly visible. Now the fact that one ear is lower than the other is more noticable. The left side of my skull is slightly flatter, or less rounded than the right.

Then again when you consider that I had eight Cranial Fractures courtesy of a Drunk Driver and the right half of my skull is mainly Titanium, well then you'll understand why I don't complain.

As for having a breats larger than the other, or having a nipple more sensitive than the other, revel in it.

Cat

 

[Tegan_Rourke]

I remember being maybe 14 and running over to my grandmother and telling her I needed to go to the doctor because only one of my breasts were growing and something had to be wrong. It was then that she told me that if you cut anyone in the world in half and looked at both of the sides they would look like the halves came from two completely different people because no one is symmetrical.

 

[Exogenous]

No one is symmetrical, and that's natural, even if it bothers us.

When I worked as a medical assistant in an obgyn office we had a patient who had two nipples on her right breast. One was in the "normal" area that is expected; one was on the underneath side of her breast, much smaller in size, and a small areola surrounding it. Now that's weird and something that might be bothersome in regards to making one a bit self-conscious.

 

[tolyk]

Um.. I don't think I have anything wrong with my body.. I wish I were a bit larger sometimes, but beyond that everything is pretty even..

But, I'm posting here because it made me think of a song..

"Do you ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro...."

 

[Tegan_Rourke]

Um.. I don't think I have anything wrong with my body.. I wish I were a bit larger sometimes, but beyond that everything is pretty even..

But, I'm posting here because it made me think of a song..

"Do you ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro...."

Oh that's bad.

 

[tolyk]

Oh that's bad.

I know, but I just couldn't help myself

 

[Tegan_Rourke]

I know, but I just couldn't help myself

Every time I sing that song it comes out like a constipated soldier.

 

[tolyk]

Every time I sing that song it comes out like a constipated soldier.

Um.. okay

 

[Tegan_Rourke]

Um.. okay

Can you throw them over your shoulder...

 

[neonlyte]

I'm quite attracted to asymetry.

From my male perspective, uneven breasts are infinitely more interesting. Discordinant nipples are both fascinating and intriquing.

Minor differences in leg length allows bottoms to establish an independant character.

I love difference.

 

[Huckleman2000]

My right arm is almost an inch longer than my left, and my face is quite asymetrical. My hairline is a bit higher on one side, and the hair (such as there is) grows thicker on that side too. I get migraines on my right side of my head, never on the left.

My balls, however, are perfect. (not really...)

Why Bush Smirks
by Leonard Shlain
In observing our president's expressions over the years, I became aware of a feature of George Bush's face that revealed more about his inner self than anything issuing forth from his mouth. President Bush has a disconnect between the right side and the left side of his face. While the right side of his mouth and the corner of his right eyes portray a smile, the left side of his mouth and the corners of his left eye convey a scowl.
The result is a twisted smirk that has become his trademark expression.

As a vascular surgeon who has operated on carotid arteries to the brain, I have long been interested in the opposing functions performed by the two hemispheres of the human brain. All vertebrates, from fish to fowl have a bi-lobed brain. Each half, with few exceptions, is a mirror image of the other both in appearance and function.

The organization of the human brain when compared to other vertebrate brains occupies the extreme edge of the bell shaped curve. Although the halves of our brain appear identical, each hemisphere is functionally different. The left-brain in right-handed people (and the majority of left- handers, too,) is the seat of language, logic, and one-at-a-time mental faculties that require a sense of linearity, sequence, and time.

In contrast, the right hemisphere excels at holistic thinking and the all-at-once recognition of gestalts and patterns, especially faces; all primarily spatial functions.

Also, there exists a marked contrast between the distribution of emotions to the right and left of the brain's great divide. The majority of emotions have their seat in the right hemisphere but a few reside in the left. Optimism, cheerfulness, and happiness hold sway in the left frontal lobe. Anger, fear, terror, disgust, and sadness, are far more prominently represented in the right. The emotions in the right hemisphere are more primal and are highly attuned to instinctual "fight or flight" mechanisms necessary for a creature to stay alive in a dangerous environment.

The muscles controlling the left side of the face take their orders from the motor neurons in the right brain; the converse holds true for the left brain/ right side of face. Artists, actors, and astute poker players have long known that the left side of a person's face is far more revealing of their inner emotions than is their right side. In the most famous painting in the world, Leonardo placed the shadows around the corner of Mona Lisa's left side of her mouth and eye more than the right because it added to her mystery. Most portraiture lights up the right side and casts the left in shadow. Half hidden in darkness, the left side is a truer portal to the inner emotional state of the subject than is the more prominently displayed, better lit, right side of the face.

Most individual can coordinate both of their hemispheres to produce a symmetrical smile or frown. George Bush seems unable to accomplish this feat in his unguarded moments or when he becomes agitated. His lopsided smirk reveals an inner disconnectedness between the two sides of his brain. And the left sided scowl, and glaring left eye provides a more accurate window into his soul and psyche than does his smiling right. I would further speculate that this disconnect evident in his facial expression might have something to do with the president's unprecedented syntactical mangling of the English language. Sentences inarticulately constructed often belie a disordering of thought processes.

Psychologists have studied the phenomenon of the split face for many years and have accumulated a reservoir of studies that conclusively indicate that the expression of the left side of an individual's face is far more revealing concerning their emotional state than is their whole face.

The next time George Bush appears on television observe the left side of his face only and you will obtain a truer picture of what is in his heart than can be garnered by taking in the gestalt of his entire face. It would appear that not only has George Bush polarized the electorate as no other president in recent history has, but he also has polarized brain hemispheres.

 

[sharpchick]

My left breast is slightly larger than the right - not immediately noticeable, but upon closer inspection, all have agreed.

I guess most of my lovers have been right handed. . .

 

[oggbashan]

No one is symmetrical, and that's natural, even if it bothers us.

When I worked as a medical assistant in an obgyn office we had a patient who had two nipples on her right breast. One was in the "normal" area that is expected; one was on the underneath side of her breast, much smaller in size, and a small areola surrounding it. Now that's weird and something that might be bothersome in regards to making one a bit self-conscious.

It can be useful. Anne Boleyn had a third teat, 'the mark of a witch', but she managed to become Queen of England even if she did have an unfortunate end. (Oops! Sorry Anne.)

Og