the Let's track Butters Calories thread

[CleanScrota]

I'm guessing 5,000 calories a day, minimum.

According to the Mayo Clinic, 1 pound of fat equals 3,500 calories.

If you burn just 1,600 calories per day, a 5,000-calorie, one-day binge represents a 3,400-calorie surplus, so you might gain almost a pound as a result.

A pound a day. Wow.

 

[CleanScrota]

This thread is lame. Who here could possibly count that high?

 

[Luk]

Your mom sucks more cock in a day than butters takes in calories.

 

[CleanScrota]

Your mom sucks more cock in a day than butters takes in calories.

Maybe you should have your wakeup "meds", then come back and try again.

 

[HisArpy]

Maybe you should have your wakeup "meds", then come back and try again.

Shhh, don't encourage him.

 

[CleanScrota]

Shhh, don't encourage him.

He's fun! He's like having a retarded cousin at your house for the summer.

 

[Luk]

Luk just made this thread about Luk

 

[HisArpy]

He's fun! He's like having a retarded cousin at your house for the summer.

No it isn't.

You don't have to feed Luk.

 

[Que]

Luk just made this thread about Luk

Luk is the Luk of hashtags that way

 

[Luk]

No it isn't.

You don't have to feed Luk.

Luk destroyed you, mutt. Go away.

 

[HisArpy]

Luk destroyed you, mutt. Go away.

Is poor widdle Lukie having ego problems again?

 

[CleanScrota]

He's very high maintenance when his mom says "not now".

 

[internecine]

Numbers, Pure Numbers

 

[Shadwell36]

This thread is lame.
It’s what I do.

Enough of me going on and on about butters, in this thread.

What do you think about butters?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-akZWaOG66E/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[Luk]

Luk is the Luk of hashtags that way

Is poor widdle Lukie having ego problems again?

He's very high maintenance when his mom says "not now".

Thanks for the confirmation!

 

[CleanScrota]

Numbers, Pure Numbers

Who's the dumpling?

 

[CleanScrota]

No Calories reported yet today, though Harry's been talking about Peach Pie with Bacon.

In fairness, that could be their pet name for Butters pegging Harry before breakfast.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Fat jokes. The bottom of the barrel for trolls.

 

[silver gurl]

Yep.
Why doesn't Lance post a pic of himself. Let us judge.

 

[CleanScrota]

Yep.
Why doesn't Lance post a pic of himself. Let us judge.

Asked and answered?

He probably doesn't want you getting all overheated over him.

 

[silver gurl]

Asked and answered?

He probably doesn't want you getting all overheated over him.

FAT chance.

 

[CleanScrota]

FAT chance.

Okay, he does want you getting wet for him.

 

[silver gurl]

Good luck. Ewww

 

[internecine]

For Fucks Sake, what is this, Invasion of the Fatties?

 

[RocketLauncher]

For Fucks Sake, what is this, Invasion of the Fatties?

Is that you, beew?! Gorgeous, simply gorgeous.