The Life of (Kreemi) Pi -- Misadventures and Musings of a Naughty Girl 💋

[kreemi_pi]

Guess you have quite the hangover

Fuck you have no idea

 

[DirtyMarine]

Met this dude at the party he was friends with the host

We danced and made out and went into a bedroom and I was already drunk as fuck

We both wanted to be fucking whn the new yearc stsrted

And we were.

Love your sexcapades!!!

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Fuck you have no idea

Maybe, it depends on how much you drank and or smoked

 

[kreemi_pi]

Anyway we were midfuck and the host came in with this girl he was gonna fuck


Awkward but we kept going and they watched and then we were done qnd gave them the room it was funny

 

[kreemi_pi]

Maybe, it depends on how much you drank and or smoked

Both

A lot

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Both

A lot

Sounds like you got crossed on a cross

 

[kreemi_pi]

Sounds like you got crossed on a cross

Lol yeah i was crossed as fuck

 

[Bigbutathletic]

It happens I got crossed so bad one time at the club, it was not fun spilling my guts.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Anyway so when I came back out to the party, i was pretty wasted and it was weird, people were looking at me funny and kinda laughing. I think maybe the host left the door open and other people saw me fucking someone

I started to feel weird about it, but this other guy i know was there and he offered to take me home.

So we got back to my place and he's like hey i got this killer weed, do u wanna get high

And i'm like sure why not we're 2 hours into 2026, i'm already sloshed

 

[kreemi_pi]

The weed was fuckin insane it cut through everything else and made me horny as fuck and we had some sexy jazz on and i was just on this fuckin cloud

So we start kissing and he got his hands all over me and starts undressing me

I only came once at the party, and i was horny and the weed lit me up and my man was ready to get down so I laid him out and got on top and it was ON

 

[DirtyMarine]

The weed was fuckin insane it cut through everything else and made me horny as fuck and we had some sexy jazz on and i was just on this fuckin cloud

So we start kissing and he got his hands all over me and starts undressing me

I only came once at the party, and i was horny and the weed lit me up and my man was ready to get down so I laid him out and got on top and it was ON

What a night?!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I stayed on top and he didn't mind. This guy's a boob man and he had his hands full.

I didn't know the guy at tbe party so i made him wear a condom, but the guy who brought me home, he has a girlfriend but we've fucked quite a bit before so i let him have it ALL and i rode him wild and bare and my body was on fire and fucking hell it felt spectacular

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I stayed on top and he didn't mind. This guy's a boob man and he had his hands full.

I didn't know the guy at tbe party so i made him wear a condom, but the guy who brought me home, he has a girlfriend but we've fucked quite a bit before so i let him have it ALL and i rode him wild and bare and my body was on fire and fucking hell it felt spectacular

Sounds like the best way to start 2026

 

[kreemi_pi]

I felt like fucking the dude at the party was just a,warmup and i was really up for some mindblowing toe curling FUCKING and damn if i didn't fucking get it

Crazy fucking wild sex and i had a bottle of champagne that we drank after that and smoked more of his goddam evil weed and then we fucked again

I don't even remember the end i think we passed out fucking

I woke up with him running around my apartment in a panic trying to find his clothes, him and his buddy had tickets for the fuckin ROSE BOWL today and he was runnin late

 

[kreemi_pi]

And i was in no mood for all that, i got his ass out the door and went back to sleep for like 8 hours or whatever

 

[kreemi_pi]

So that's been my 2026 so far, how y'all doin?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh yes, my man left a pretty nice roach behind, ima smoke that bad boy

 

[kreemi_pi]

And call Uber Eats

 

[Bigbutathletic]

So that's been my 2026 so far, how y'all doin?

Boring

 

[DirtyMarine]

So that's been my 2026 so far, how y'all doin?

It doesn’t even come close! Glad you are enjoying your year so far!

 

[Jerrieager]

Thank you!

I still plan to test the "openness" of their relationship, however

It will always be a nagging question in your head if you don’t.
I hope it just flows into something beautiful for you .

 

[Jerrieager]

Met this dude at the party he was friends with the host

We danced and made out and went into a bedroom and I was already drunk as fuck

We both wanted to be fucking whn the new yearc stsrted

And we were.

Those accomplished new year resolutions

 

[peekingone]

Happy New Year, time to relax and enjoy. WOW you were a busy beaver LOL. Hope you had a great holiday season. Almost time to get back to the grind again.