bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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- Jun 20, 2005
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Bwa ha haaa. Hiya, B. Thanks for the funny ass story about the personal ads. That cracked my shit up.
You are welcome. Those were simpler times.
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Bwa ha haaa. Hiya, B. Thanks for the funny ass story about the personal ads. That cracked my shit up.
You are welcome. Those were simpler times.

Oh, how I yearn for simpler times.
But.... this too, shall pass.![]()
Don't lose hope. I met 33% of my wives through a personal ad.
She's clearly up to mischievousness. There are three ways of dealing with it.I'm not sure what you are trying to do, but you must be up to no good.
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I find it somewhat suspicious that one must wear a rubber when giving head...
I'd like to report a suspicious package someone PMd me earlier today. A-hem.
Don't lose hope. I met 33% of my wives through a personal ad.
Reporting myself.
She's clearly up to mischievousness. There are three ways of dealing with it.
The first one is to flush her out an airlock into the cold vacuum of space.
The second one is the most difficult, but it's necessary. You have to try to reason with her. This is an important step. It involves reason. If she's not being reasonable, then you need to find a way to calm her down. There's a way, you just need to find it.
And if you can't, then just flush her out the airlock. That's step three.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting to make a fucking list.
jeninflorida
for the use of the phrase his little pleasure palace under the sheets in his motherās house.
yeah. welcome to the list, pervert.

Oh, shit! Is this a list of pervs? I thought it was a list of something else. Or something.
I should so be on this list.
See lesbian porn, facial porn, the Crave thread and vampire porn links for evidence to be used against me in a court of Neci.
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not of pervs specifically. unless said perversion is suspicious in the eyes of the watcher.![]()
Oh, well, I guess I'm not on the list, given your entreaties for hot lesbian pRon.
Love,
Garden Variety Lit Perv
don't worry. i'm watching you. it won't be long. you'll slip up. they all do.

i am suspicious of this thread *takes notes, suspiciously*