The Literotica Best Bachelor Pageant

[poohlive]

Pooh had finally made it off of the plane. He had cursed himself for not driving, but then there might have been some problems there as well. He shrugged it off, he was here now, and he could start working his magic.
Pooh pulled out his top hate, and saw the little bunny inside. He loved that trick, it always gave him a sense of being. His magic was his pride and joy. (what kind of magic were you thinking of? lol)
He tried to fumble with an Ace of hearts, grasping it up his sleeve, but it wouldn't go. Then, he heard the familiar click, and let go.
The card flew out, going over into the air. Pooh shook his head, knowing it would be his fault.
It landed right between some girl's breasts. The low cut shirt, gave a perfect place for the card to stick out. Pooh looked nerviously at the girl.
"I... I'm sorry."
She smiled, taking it out, "No apologies. You are one of the contestant's, aren't you?"
He took the card, smiling, "Yeah, my name's Pooh. Who are you?"
"I am one of the judges, Judge Judea. Nice to meet you."
Pooh held out his hand, she grapsed it firmly to shake, but instead he brought it up to his lips and kissed it softly. She blushed.
"A true gentleman?"
"Well, thats how we do things in the south."
She tightened her lips, "A southern boy eh? This just keeps getting better and better."
Pooh looks at her curiously, what did that mean (he's like all men should be, slow and determined, lol). Another woman walked up to the first one.
"Are you a judge too?"
She smiled, "Yes, the name's Judge Jules."
Pooh looked at the two of them, they could have passed for sisters. HE smiled, kissing her hand too.
"The name's Pooh, a pleasure to meet you."
Judea slipped her arm around his, "Pooh here was just going to show me to his room, weren't you?"
He was confused again, but nodded, "Yeah, I think so."
Jules got red in the face, "His room? Why that would be lovely."
She took the other arm. Pooh could feel the jealousy between them, like two dogs growling over a piece of meat (I love these analogies, don't you?).
Arm in arm, they went to Pooh's room.
(man, I wish I was southern, they get all the luck, lol)

 

[Dirk13]

OOC:

damn man pooh, i bow! i didn't think it could be done...but it has...yes, oh and i was thinking of the 'dun dun dun dun dun dun go go gadget dick' trick, but whatever works for ya, he he he.

 

[EnergyShock]

Alright Partner

OOC: alright ya'll... same question as Dirk... when is the pagent and if it's early then how are there fans..... damn i'm confused.....

IC: I walk through the hallways smiling to myself as i see how hot all of the judges are. I pass the windows and see millions upon millions of fans holding up signs like 'spear britney' and 'we love our boys'. I just smile and continue to walk around aimlessly. I walk back to my dressing room and get a sweatshirt with a hood and some baggy sweatpants. I then head towards the doors expecting to leave but as I reach for the door handle someone calls my name...........

 

[Phoenix]

AZ in "Something about Spheres"

OCC: I have offically decided it is before the pagent like earlier in the day when they do rehersals for that queer dance number which I refuse to participate in..

IC: Seeing that I knocked over this gorgeous woman I easily lift her to her feet and say "I am so sorry my uhhhhh waitaminute aren't you the singer Brittany Spears? What are you doing here."


OCC: I know this is a pathetic post but I am sick and I have to get up to go to work in about 5 hours

 

[Vailyn]

Timing

OOC: It's before the actual pagent and well.. ya know how it is when fameous people go places. Someone always knows where they are and get there however they can(that would also make a fun story thread! lol) Anywho... its a mob of strangers. Hootin after the fameous singers. Poor Devlyn. To be noticed as much as them! <sighs dramatically, winks>

 

[Indika]

I'm not that innocent...

I smile at the handsome stranger. "Yes, I'm Brittany Spheres. I'm going to be a judge in the pageant. Are you a contestant?" I was wondering what he would do to get my vote, if anything... maybe he wasn't one to be bought. I would be fun to see.

 

[Phoenix]

AZ in "First Impressions"

" UH yeah I may not look it. But I am actually in this prep contest. I am JayDen Escobar but most people call me AZ. Hmmm so you are a judge well I don't know if this is considered influencing a judge but can I possibly invite you out to a drink. I know you can't just go to the bar because of the paparazzi but uhhh we can have room service or you could try a disguise after all I don't think the press want to see just me."

Starring into this star's gorgeous eyes, I can not believe it. She looks great on the tube but in real life. Damn she like.......WOAH. I hope she takes up my offer. After all in this contest I just wanna have a lil fun instead of the extra stuff that everyone else is here for.

 

[Indika]

AZ and Brittany

"Well, why don't you come into my room. I've got a massively stocked mini bar in here." I offered. I couldn't go down to the bar as is, as AZ had pointed out, but I didn't want to change into a disguise either. Besides, maybe I could see what this guy had that made him more deserving of the award than the other contestants.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

christina

(ooc. weren't you just talkin to christina? it hought....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....damnit...now i have to find someone else to help me conquer the guys with.)
i went into my room, i quickly ran a brush through my hair and put on a pair of leather pants. i put on a tube top and put a new belly button ring on. i slipped on my boots and walked out the door, where is brittney? hearing some mumbles from her room i knocked and yelled "ill be downstairs if you are busy."

 

[Vailyn]

Alive!

OOC: Just postin to keep this thread alive.

Just have one question! WHERE'S da GUYS?!?!?!?!

Or is it the girls play with girls? ;P

 

[Phoenix]

AZ in a "MTV wet dream come alive" lol

OCC: Hey last time I checked I was a guy. Waitaminute lemme check the equipment................OK it is still all here and I am still am male does that count. lol


IC:

Ok this is the average MTV man's wet dream come true I am here in the hotel room of pop diva Brittany Spheres having drinks. I have some Alize' while Brittany mixes her drink. Hmmmm gorgeous looks and can mix drinks damn.... oh yeah she can sing too but that is not important because she still looks so damn hot. I am luckiest man on the planet right now

Suddenly there is a knock on the door as Christina Agilara knocks on the door and say's "I be downstairs if you are busy."

 

[Vailyn]

Calls for Derrick Cho

Last I wrote: As I finished talking into the mike, I noticed the dark haired euro-asian man watching me. We stare at one another for a short while and then he started to walk towards me...

OOC: DERRRRRRRRRRRICK! Where are you? In fact, where are all the guys who are supposeta be in this pagent? Get your butts in here and earn your keep or be more fun and hard to seduce.. tho the day I met a guy who is unwilling to be seduced, the day I'll--nevahmind. <winks>

And I wasn't talkin to the ones who are already quite handily trying their luck with certain fem judges... <g> That reminds me, we can have a couple of male judges in this thing. To even it up a bit for the guys. And to add a twist... <wicked grin> the female judges who have picked a winner can try to seduce the male judges so the girl's fav can win.........

Just a thought! OKay, I'll shuddup now.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Hey, I tried my best. I got two women, neither of them posted... hmmmm could it be the cologne? No, it's the woman, it's always the women.
Whoops, did I say that out loud? oh no, I am going to get it now.

 

[Indika]

Brittany Spheres

Hearing Christina knock and yell through the door, I run over to and open up, catching her before she catches the elevator. "Hey! We're just having a couple drinks. Do you want to come in... the night's still young... we can go out later... or I'll meet up with you if you want. It's up to you... but you are welcome to join us."

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

christina

"oh...i would love to!" she smiled. "oh...you have company. Im christina." i offered him my hand as i walked in the door. her room was a bit chilly and im sure quite noticible in certain extremities of my body. he knew who i was, im sure of it.

 

[Indika]

"Christina, this is AZ." I licked my lips. Things were getting more and more interesting. People think that Christina and I are competitors, and perhaps we are, but tonight ... maybe we could be something else?

 

[Phoenix]

AZ in "Intro"

" Hello Christina, I am JayDen but everyone calls me AZ. I must say thought, why is whenever a beautiful woman is on TV as much as you too ladies are, that they look a million times better" I inquired.

Waitaminute is it me or is this every man's MTV fanstasy come true and is it me or is Christina's nipples hard. Woah God if you are up there please do not let this night turn into a dream again.

 

[Vailyn]

IC: Starts to toss her clothes off in public and dance seducetively to music only she can hear, humming a bar or two here and there as pieces of silk slowly fall to the ground...

...........<blinks>.........<blushes>...........

<snickers> Okay okay, so my character really isn't DOING all dat, but man, this thread is stayin towards the bottom of the lineup and DATS not good! Someone come and RESCUE my poor Devlyn Wynters. Sheesh! Hint, hint...

<ducks> yeah yeah, it was all OOC........<sighs>

 

[ManOSafety]

Lee

Looking up, he watches the sexy woman as she speaks into the microphone, giving them last minute instructions for the evening. Stepping up to the registration table, he signs in, noticing that she is watching one of the other contestants.

After he finishes signing in, he looks for her again and sees her still standing by herself, holding her clipboard. With a smile, he walks up to her..."Ms...Hi, my name is Lee, I'm one of the contestants, when did you say we need to check into our hotel?"

 

[Vailyn]

Devlyn Wynters

"Ms...Hi, my name is Lee, I'm one of the contestants, when did you say we need to check into our hotel?" asked a man from behind as I was glancing over some of the figures on my clipboard. As I turned around, I grabbed my pen out of my hair and started to nibble on it.

"Oh yes. Just make sure you sign in at the registration table to check in for the Pagent and then you can pick up your hotel key at the front desk. What's your--" I looked up from my clipboard to the stranger's face and was startled by intense brown eyes. Coughing a little, I absently push my dark hair back behind one ear and clear my throat.

Smoothing down the paper on my clipboard, I ask, "Your name please? I'll look you up on my list and tell you where your room is." I smile and put out my hand. "Oh, I'm Devlyn Wynters. I'm the Bella Amans Pagent Director. Nice to meet you."

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

christina

i put my lips into a small pout and ran my hand down my side until it rested on my hip. i looked at brit. i loved how everyone thought we hated each other. she glanced at me with a look only girls understand. i laughed. "nice to meet you AZ. your here for the pageant correct?" i looked down, yes it was cold in here, but i don't think that was the reason. i walked over to the bar, right next to az, a nice looking man, no......a VERY good looking man. "you don't mind do you brit?" i said referring to the liquor.

 

[Indika]

Brittany

"No, not at all... in fact, why don't we all have a drink?" I walked over to the bar to help Christina with the drinks.

 

[kidgifted]

New Contestant

OOC:Name is Mike, 6'0 brown hair and eyes, wearing work jeans and a T-shirt... I'm one of the behind the set guys who would love to be part of the pageant but didn't have the registration in on time so I have the chance to work it

IC: Another Day, Another dollar. I've working these pageants for the last few years but it never seems I have the money to get in. Or I just don't find out about them until it is to late. Checking the lights and stuff, I go about my business always keeping my eye on the registration. Damn I know I could win this if I was just given the chance. But hey, if I get to work under Ms. Wynters everything is ok with me.
I'm checking one of the lights next to Ms Wynters, when BUZZZZZZ it shorts out on me. And shocks me pretty me bad sending me to the ground.

 

[ManOSafety]

Lee

"Excuse me, Ms. Devlyn, it's Lee..." My voice trails off as she looks down at her clipboard, sexy wisps of her hair falling from behind her ear and trailing over her face, it's all I can do not to reach out and smooth them back behind her ear. The way her mouth looked as she nibbled on her pen, mmmmm, the thoughts race through my mind.

When she looks back up, to tell me where to find my room, I smile and try to figure out some way to ask her up without looking too obvious, especially since some workman just fell to the floor near us.

"This is an awfully big hotel, I hope I don't get lost trying to find my way around. If I'm not down in the morning, send in the National Guard please. Or, do you plan on doing a bed check later Ms. Devlyn?"

 

[Vailyn]

Devlyn Wynters

I smile at Lee and chuckle. Giving in to my playful side, I give him a slow appraisal from head to toe. Catching his eyes with my own, I give him a slow wink. "Actually, we will have routine checks to make sure that all the contestants are here in the hotel and following the guidelines. However, I am not one of those who will be doing that. I" I pointed to my trusty clipboard and tapped it sharply. "coordinate everything. Speaking of which," I glance down quickly, "Your room is on the 10th floor A side. Go on and pick up your key at the front desk." I pause and smile at him. "I'll look forward to your performance in the pagent."


OOC: Win me babe! ~