The longest measure of time

[StillStunned]

Here we go again. A Fool Not to Fuck is 53 views away from the 100k mark.

In your own time, people, in your own time.

 

[StillStunned]

99,997...

 

[StillStunned]

Ding ding ding! The Sunday morning readers are active today. 100,002 views!

 

[THBGato]

Congratulations!

I'm waiting for two more votes on one of my chapters to take it to 100 so that it can qualify for the Hall of Fame (it's on 4.9, so even if the next two votes are 4s, should still get in as the threshold is 4.87).

I've been waiting for two days mind you!

 

[orangecurious]

if i get 1k views it's a result

 

[StillStunned]

if i get 1k views it's a result

The stars aligned for my story: I/T and contest entry, with a description that implies a MFF threesome. It was the second story listed on the main "New Stories" page on the day of publication, and the first on the I/T page. It stayed listed on the "New" I/T page for three days.

And I don't know whether it helped, but I've avoided using numbered chapter titles for this series. I think people are more likely to click "A Fool Not to Fuck" than they would be if I called it "Too Cold Not to Fuck Ch. 5".

 

[intim8]

I've never gotten past 60K, and that one is double my next best.

But hey, a story that has been up for a year and a half finally got past 3K a little while a go. Woo hooo... ugh.

 

[Duleigh]

Watching the counter for my story slowly, ever so slowly, creep up towards 100k views. It's taken half an hour to get from 99,992 to 99,995.

My one story over 100,000 views took 15 years to get there

 

[StillStunned]

My one story over 100,000 views took 15 years to get there

It probably has to do with inflation.

 

[Duleigh]

It probably has to do with inflation.

I have older stories that still collect 2-3 views a day and are barely over 15k

 

[MyBareTorso]

Wow, I feel like I just saw you in the locker room, and your penis was down to your knees, while mine looked like a button on a fur coat. I'm really, really glad yours is that big, but I wish mine was at least visible...

 

[StillStunned]

Wow, I feel like I just saw you in the locker room, and your penis was down to your knees, while mine looked like a button on a fur coat. I'm really, really glad yours is that big, but I wish mine was at least visible...

It's the I/T-and-contest-entry double combo, plus appearing very near the top of the list of new stories.

 

[StillStunned]

I have older stories that still collect 2-3 views a day and are barely over 15k

My WIWAW has 570 views, and that number hasn't shifted for more than a week.

No wait, it's 571! Someone clicked on it!

 

[StillStunned]

Here we go again. Too Cold Not to Fuck is 85 views away from 150,000. I wonder whether it will get there before I go to sleep.

 

[Bamagan]

Here we go again. Too Cold Not to Fuck is 85 views away from 150,000. I wonder whether it will get there before I go to sleep.

Sounds like someone is too anxious watching the counter not to fuck.

 

[StillStunned]

Sounds like someone is too anxious watching the counter not to fuck.

One thrust every time the counter goes up...

 

[StillStunned]

*Ding!*

 

[Bamagan]

*Ding!*

 

[StillStunned]

This is probably the last time I'll revive this thread, but "Too Hot Not to Fuck" is close to becoming my third 100k story. It's taken about two months to creep up from about 95k views to 99,981. A year and two days since publication, dammit: a year and a day would have been much cooler.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Just as long as it doesn't take eon to get there.

This is probably the last time I'll revive this thread, but "Too Hot Not to Fuck" is close to becoming my third 100k story. It's taken about two months to creep up from about 95k views to 99,981. A year and two days since publication, dammit: a year and a day would have been much cooler.

 

[StillStunned]

99,989...
Will it make the mark before I finish my work for tonight?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'm confused...



EDIT: OK, I got it now. Wrong story. Loose nut between my keyboard and chair... But in my defense, you've used this same thread before, so...

 

[StillStunned]

I'm confused...

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EDIT: OK, I got it now. Wrong story. Loose nut between my keyboard and chair... But in my defense, you've used this same thread before, so...

This is the fourth time. Twice before for 100k, once for 150k.

I doubt I'll ever hit any of those landmark numbers again, though. Maybe I'll use it again when Lights, Camera, Blood: Ch. 02 starts approximating 1k views. At the current rate, that will probably be in January.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

This is the fourth time. Twice before for 100k, once for 150k.

I doubt I'll ever hit any of those landmark numbers again, though. Maybe I'll use it again when Lights, Camera, Blood: Ch. 02 starts approximating 1k views. At the current rate, that will probably be in January.

I'm well over 5K away from the next 'benchmark' on my most viewed. I think I'll wait on the watch party. LOL

 

[StillStunned]

It's taken this story a couple months to get the last 5k views.